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When an erect penis is placed inside the hole of a bagel and the bagel is then spun around in a fashion resembling that of a hula hoop.
Peter was disqualified from the Jewish Hula Hoop World Series (JHHWS) after testing positive for Viagra.
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The act of putting one's car up for sale.
My car is running like shit so I gave it a Jewish tune-up.
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When you are recieving head, pull out and squirt her in the eye. Then kick her in the shin. When she's hobbling around with one eye, you steal her purse and run.
I banged a highclass callgirl and made money in the deal, I gave her a Dirty Jewish Pirate.
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A Jewish Guilt Trip is the course of action taken upon a Jew when one feels they need to get there way. a Jewish guilt trip is more powerful then anything in this universe and can be very dangerous if not used correctly. Jewish mothers use this power quite a lot. These are performed best by Jews.
classic Jewish Guilt Trips
speaker 1-"hey are you going to eat the last bagel?"
Jew-"oh no go ahead take it"
speaker 1-"you sure?"
Jew-"positive, go right ahead enjoy"
speaker 1-"you sure?, cause it's ok, really, like i don't really want it"
Jew-"no it's fine, sure i haven't eaten in days and could probably die, but please, enjoy"
speaker 1-"oh no i can't, here have it"
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"what i come all this way, and you offer me nothing to drink, nothing to nibble on, what kind of hospitality is this? I assure you if you had traveled the distance I have i would have a nice spread of snacks for you"
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A sex position in which a cylindrical firework is stuffed into the anus of your partner with a bagel through it. Then the firework is then set off.
My girlfriend wasn't into my bacon fetish, so I have her a Jewish Hand Grenade.
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What happens when two jews spot a quarter and fight for it.
Yo! Did you see Ezra and Abraham in science? Mark dropped a quarter and Jewish Nuclear Warfare happened.
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A Jewish person who dresses up like a pirate and goes to an orgy.
“Did you see that Jewish pussy pirate and the orgy last night? He banged every woman that was there.”