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Known to haunt the deepest darkest bowels of the earth with his immortal laughter. He can say something that is deemed to be a joke yet when repeated back to him, he will explode in laughter in what can only be described as a air raid siren from the circus. A nice guy none the less.
Is that a monkey dying? No its Jake Jones laughing
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girl, I think i have the love jones for my boyfriend of 2years
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The feeling you get when you have a desperate impulse for something and the current temperature around you is rather frigid.
"Man I'm really Cold Jonesing for a burrito. . . up here in Alaska."
"Me too dude."
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Someone who screwed over other female sprinters who played by the rules who tried to get on the U. S. 2000 and 2004 Olympic teams by using the clear in an attempt to win five gold medals. She also holds Belizean citizenship and could very easily have attempted to win only one medal for Belize without needing to dope. She not only screwed over female American 100m and 200m sprinters and long jumpers who played by the rules, but also all of the other women on the U. S. 4X100m and 4X400m relays who also had to surrender their bronze and gold medals, respectively, none of them having juiced. After having lost all her money and endorsements and having committed check fraud, it is unclear how she will be able to get even a job at McDonald's handing out fries, since McDonald's sponsors the U. S. Olympic Team. Verb: To obtain by cheating large amounts of assets and prestige as an athlete, only to lose it all in a series of scandals and crime.
If I were either of Marion Jones' two sons, I would refuse to celebrate Mother's Day, given that everyone would know what Mom had done.
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A major scrotum made from the embers of a dead Phoenix. Terracotta warriors worship the almighty scrotum of ballsack jones. It smells like salmon darnes and tinned mackerel with a hint of zucchini.
Ballsack jones holds the almighty scrotum
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A Frikkin awesome drunkard geek
Lucy: Look, theres James Jones!
Assorted Person: Awesome!
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