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Juggalo/Juggalette - A follower of the semi-famous label psychopathic records, can be found anywhere a job is involved. While calling themselves rebels it can be described as more of a fad, as everyone who claims this title, wears the same attire, drinks faygo, and speaks in a manner fitting that of a 12 year old boy with down syndrome.
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I general confrontation will follow in this manner.
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Person - "Hi"
Juggalo - "ICP is da sit myz ninja MCL muthafacko"
Person - "Ummmm, yeah"
Juggalo - "Eyes is gunna kill joo bytch, i wave maz hatchets"
Person - "Am i sitting at the remedial learning table?"
Juggalo - "Mayn, Joo is so luckiez that my posse is holding me back ninja joo wudve deyed... next tyme juggaho"
Juggalo's "Posse" - "Hey honey hurry up, were gonna miss the season premier of american idol"
*Juggalo runs to mom crying that he got picked on*
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The juggalo attire can be described as follows.
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-Black shoes of any sort. Mostly combat boots even if they are wearing shorts.
-Pants that have needless straps, chains, or some other loose material hanging off of them / Or really long shorts of the same manner. Primarily bought at your local hot topic or other "rebellious" clothing store.
-Any T-shirt / Jersey / Wife Beater big enough to cover the massive gut they get from lack of physical activity, just as long as it sports the oh so coveted "hatchetman"
-Random spike jewelry or other retarded lookin shit hanging off their body.
-A Dandruff covered beanie derived from lack of showers and piss poor hygeine.
-A psychopathic chain bought from the local fake jewelry kiosk for 12 bucks.
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Rituals
-Not bathing for several weeks,
-Talking about faygo when its actually kinda pricey to import so much for being poor eh.
-Masterbating with their own tears as lubricant after realizing that they have yet to have any contact with the opposite sex whatsoever.
-Hanging out at school making fun of emo kids without realizing they are one step below emo kids.
Clique Evolution-
Everyone Else
Gamer Geeks
Computer Nerds
Retards
Emo Kids
Excessivly Gay Individuals
juggalo/juggalette
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A gay ass kid who feels the constant need for attention, and listens to crappy music like ICP.
They pitty themselves more than anyone should, and constantly whine about how much life's screwed them over. Fuck them! Life screws everyone over. The rest of us just tough it up and don't act like fuckin babies about it.
Plus most try to act all ghetto... when they don't even know what the fuckin ghetto is really like.
GayAssJuggalo: YO MI HOMIE WURD UP! IM DOOOOWN WIT DA CLOWN ND DAT MAKES ME KEWLLLL!!1!!!!! BUT DIG THIS, MAMMA DUNT LUV ME AND PAPA SUCKS BALLS!!!! BUT I'M DOWN WIT DA CLOWN AND EVERYTHING IZ GUD CUZ ALL MY GAY ASS JUGGALO BROTHERZ WILL FUCK ME IN DA BUTT!!!!! CUZ WEEEEER DOWN WIT DA CLOWN!!!1
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Morons who think clowns rapping are cool. They're complete and utter rejects and dey typez lyk dis. They listen to I see pee (icp) and usually talk about violent shit over the internet with no intention of coming through with it.
How to spot one:
1)im down wit da clown
2) they lack literacy
3)They always use the color black
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Just think of the name: Insane Clown Posse, fucking retarded.
wow, ICP is fucking retarded, I wish i could be fag!
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A reason on Urban Dictionaries to bitch about ICP fans who beat them up at school, cause they don't have the balls to stand up for themselves.
I'm not a fan.
Juggalos are people who are white trash overweight yada yada yada..
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Anti-Juggalo Oligarchy;
Against those who call themselves "juggalos" or "ninjas" normally claiming they are being themselves or individualistic, despite doing everything they are told to do by two high school dropouts in makeup. You will recognize them by the familiar stench of B.O. and stale cigarettes. They are almost literally walking diarrhea people.
Their mission is to highlight juggaloser buffoonery by way of trollz whilst utilizing logic. something they know nothing of.
A juggalo will typically bitch and whine about imaginary "haters" and cause problems in the community regularly. The JH is merely a collective of individuals who have taken notice of the juggalo gang and choose to fight it-- by LAUGHING at them.
This has proven to be quite effective, as it takes virtually no effort to expose the idiocy of the juggalo gang since they pretty much incriminate themselves. Hopefully this will make them realize their gang isn't taken seriously and society has taken note of their hebetude.
But if it doesn't, in the end we all still have something to laugh at.
Clowns are MEANT to be laughed at.
The Juggalo Holocaust is a fool catcher-- and the juggafools fell for it!
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A group of bigoted adults that beat up/rape children and teens whom claim to be associated with Juggalo's/Juggalette and psychopathic records. There are few known cases of a holocaust member that has acted violently towards an adult Juggalo/Juggalette. These people are no better then what they claim they are fighting against. In fact they are worse. At least ICP fans don't beat up little kids.
35 year old Juggalo holocaust member: ew ... look at that little kid wearing and icp shirt lets beat him up.
holocaust member's friend: Dude, leave him alone he is just a little kid besides his juggalo parents are with him and you know they will beat your ass.
35 year old juggalo holocaust member: yeah your right.
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