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gutter junkie

The worst kind of drug user, especially as far as other drug users are concerned. This is their person who never has ANY money, and the ONLY way they ever get anything is by bumming off of their friends who actually have money. These friends usually don't last long bc the friend with money to spend will eventually get tired, and will usually only call these people when they can't find anything else elsewhere and the gutter junkie knows connects; their connects quite often will turn out to be not as good as they are said to be by said asshole usually bc the ass just wants to find something, anything, and they'll tell you anything to get you over there with your money OR their connect DOES have something awesome, but bc the gutter junkie owes them so much money, has pissed them off so many times by trying to pay with bags of change (with way more pennies than quarters in the bag), or has straight up ripped them off before that the connect might decide at the last minute that it's not worth the hassle to deal with the gutter junkie, even when they have YOUR money and can actually get something that time. Also, wonder why they can only find ridiculously overpriced stuff? Bc they're adding anything from 50% to 100% of the price to it so that they can pocket the rest AND THEY WILL STILL ASK YOU FOR ONE. And they'll pay you back for it tomorrow... Or Tuesday... But something always happens, and tomorrow/Tuesday never comes, and frankly you should have known better.

Bobby is such a gutter junkie, he's hooked on opiates and skag yet never has any money, and that's bc he gets stuff by helping his friends find stuff at doubling their prices and whatnot. He's a total piece of shit and everyone hates him but he's sometimes a necessary evil.

His son is a total gutter junkie, what an embarrassment.

His kids were taken away from him because he's a gutter junkie, doesn't even have money for the drugs he takes, he just bums those off of other users, but you can't bum drugs from your buddies all day and still be able to adequately take care of kids. Sad.

by Lady Pillbox March 22, 2016


Junky Selena

A very hot bitch that gets all the guys, likes to cause fights and wants to be noticed. Dry sense of humour.

Guy 1: yo that girl is such a junky selena

Guy 2: damn right she is

by Queen Junky February 14, 2017


junky speak

The rabbling on of any non scientific claim or topic having to do with drug use or addiction by a former addict. Makes no difference if the former addict
has credentials as a drug counselor or not, has a bachelors or masters dgree. He or she steadfastly holds tight to unscientific or superstitious claims regarding substance abuse or recovery that have been debunked or found to have no real validity.

A counselor who's only has experience being a junky i.e his or her personal experience with addiction speaks on their "junky speak" claims that other non narcotic drugs should not be used to break chemical addiction, because those drugs are "evil" and "stupid". This is a clear example of "junky speak."

by Hermes Trismigistus November 21, 2013


grumble junkie

Internet commenter whose entire output consists of complaints. Grumble junkies are mostly conservative-leaning posters complaining about the President (and any one remotely associated with him in any way), though experts theorize that should a conservative get elected President, liberals will rapidly take to the fore of this peculiar subcuture.

Real Concerned Citizen: "Impeach Obummer, Biden, Holder, Reid, and Kerry NOW! The government is conspiring to take YOUR (insert amendment here) rights!"
(scramble names, repeat 10x daily)

Reply: "Man, you are such a grumble junkie."

by nycsongs November 27, 2013


junkie love

It is when two drug addicts (junkies) are in love with each other.

Sharon is comforting Bob who is smacking out at the train station, awwwww junkie love.

by Daphuk November 04, 2015


courtesy junky

Someone who is very insistent upon being courteous, to the point where it is aggravating and at times inconvenient to the recipient, such as holding the door open for you even though your still several feet away, causing you to start a slow jog to the door to show good manners, though it made the process more difficult and awkward for you.

Friend 1: yea man ill be there in 15 minutes, I'm stuck at this stop sign behind this fuckin courtesy junky

Friend 2: why don't you just pass them in the left lane?

Friend 1: cmon bro, that's impolite

Friend 2: dude, your fuckin courtesy junky!

by fjm1990 September 25, 2013


gas junky

A name for a jew. It refers to how the jews were put in gas chambers during the holocaust.

Guy 1: Hey you know that guy James, I hear he's a gas junky!
Guy 2: What the hell is that?
Guy 1: He's a jew, they sniff gas with their big noses.
Guy 2: Gotcha bro.

by ItsPhezz March 17, 2017