Someone who's Job involves solely pushing buttons on a Keyboard.
'Hanif has been promoted to a grade two Keyboard Operator'
Teabagging someone rapidly on their forehead after nutting on it.
I can't believe Hosea pulled a forehead keyboard on Julia.
Teabagging someone rapidly on their forehead after nutting on it.
I can't believe Hosea pulled a forehead keyboard on Julia.
When you're sitting next to a friend on the computer and want to mess with them so your fingers do a little dance on the keyboard to annoy them
Yeah I kept annoying Kyle by doing the Keyboard Shuffle to him.
A function on the keyboard not many people actually know about. You can use this to get to the bottom of a page or website if you don't feel like scrolling down all the way.
"How do I navigate online pages quickly?"
"You can either use 'End' on your keyboard to get to the bottom instantly, or vice versa -- to the top of the page using 'Home' on your keyboard
A keyboard warrior who is a stereotypical couch potato, who is more interested in tell you what to do rather than brushing the crumbs off, getting up of their ass and doing anything remotely appropriate to what they demand of you.
Stop being a keyboard couch potato you ignorant cunt
Keyboard mashed
Very useful to confusing friends into thinking you've had a stroke.
For example:
"Dude you ok? why'd you say that in chat"
"I Keyboard mashed"