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Synonyms: Asshole, bitch, shit-head
Antonym: Kitten Turtle
Noun.
1. A creature that looks cute like a kitten but with little devil horns except the horns are really dull.
2. Someone who acts and says assholey things sometimeswhen stressed or frustrated with life.
Example:
She's being such a kitten turd today!
Wow. That's a kitten turd move.
I can't talk to you right now because you being a kitten turd.
after collecting hairballs from your kitten for 1 year to the day, freeze the accumulated hairball for 4 hours. After vigorous physical activity, kick back and relax by eating you kitten lintsicle. You can only make a kitten lintsicle once a year for good luck.
Kitten lintsicles are one of a kind
The viewable part of a womans vagina as seen from behind.
Say, her skirt was so short that when she bent over, I could see her kitten button!
The female form of crapping-a-cat. When a person who has a vagina expresses their anger in an extreme manner. For example, using wild hand gestures while screaming swear words.
Mom was pissing kittens when she got home and noticed semen all over her new granite countertops.
fuckin the pu$$y so raw that when you both cum, it makes a tasty clam chowder:)
dude i really brought the chowder for the kitten for bethany last night! she fuckin screamed!!
Performing sexual acts in front of your pet cat
Jeff gave Sarah the bedside kitten last night and fluffy loved it
A vagina that’s been exposed to the beach.
“I just left the beach, now I need to go wash off my sand kitten.”