What your penis becomes when you have vigorous sex with a girl who has a yeast infection. Draper & Douce 2014
Last night I sliced this rotter with my milky bread knife, unbagged!
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The expression for an overwhelming of feelings (usually good, sometimes bad) in which no other phrase captures the essence of the feelings.
Jeffrey just asked me to marry him, stab me with a knife, I love that guy so much.
a stupid saying when you're doing a movie group project
Type this in Jim"A crayon will kill but a knife will not"
If you don't want to swear during a time when you are under duress, then use this phrase to express your angry/disappointed emotions.
John Smith: I left the dog outside in the rain.
Joe Bloggs: Fork n knife...Why?
A knife fight, usually between two individuals, particularly unique in the fact that they have duct taped their hands together in a hand-shaking gesture while holding the knives in their unbound hand. Usually conducted to settle a dispute over food, money, drugs, property, or prostitutes.
Jim and Mike got in a huge arguement last night. Being the gentlemen that they are, they amicably agreed to settle their dispute via a mexican knife fight to the death.
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Another way to tell somebody is not the brightest person in attendance, or not the sharpest tool in the shed.
- Oh my! Another D in math? This was about addition and subtraction!
- Well, what can we say, ma'am? Your son is not the sharpest knife in the kitchen
- I mean, nobody would mistake the Kardashians for rocket scientist, but the youngest one really takes not being the sharpest knife in the kitchen to another level!
- With her questions about Chicken of the Sea, Jessica Simpson proved the world that she was not the sharpest knife in the kitchen.
- We used to think Sarah Palin wasn't the sharpest knife in the kitchen, but along came Rick Perry to prove us wrong. And that's tough, since none of these GOP candidates now is the sharpest knife in the kitchen!
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1. In a highway with three or more lanes, driving from the left-most lane to the right-most lane and back again (or vice versa); more impressive with one or more cars in the middle; no turn signal should be used.
2. The act of performing a back-to-back Puerto Rican sweep.
1. "Man, I'm going to need to Jewish jack-knife around these bitches."
2. "Dude, watch this."
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