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When your boss sends you out of town so he can bang your wife.
I came home early from working out of town and caught my boss banging my wife. I got Kurt Shaver.
Ryan Kurt Johnson is the newest member of (NIGHTLY TV) and he's helped direct some shows and he's going to direct new shows on (NIGHTLY TV)
Twitter: rkjohnsonbear08
Insta: rjcooldood90
Ryan Kurt Johnson socials
James's Kurt Gödel in Oppenheimer; you know, 'Difficult People's' Arthur? Now he's solving equations. Always on point, serious and enigmatic.
Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: who's the guy in Oppenheimer who looks super intelligent?
Person 2: That's James Urbaniak as Kurt Gödel, duh! From 'Difficult People' to nuclear physics.
A Maltese saying which is used to show that one got lied to when agreeing to meet at a specific time
Jacob: Didn't we say we're meeting at 7:00?
Daniel: You got Kurt Cristinad brother
The ultimate family fantasy trophy is named after the most common saying of a beloved Aunt who passed a few years ago.
In true family spirit- having fun with fooling around and busting balls to build comradery, the team managers decided to create an acronym for the “Come on Kurt” Trophy and play the annual seasons for the “COK.”
It is the most prized trophy of any and all fantasy football leagues.
Player 1: “Thanks to Scott, who was the first champion of the SFFL, for his selfless dedication to aunt Margie, declining the right to name it after him for being the first winner.”
Commish: “The Come on Kurt” trophy will now be named the “COK.” Fran will still never win it though because his team always sucks!
Player 2: Yunkle Terry always cheats because he wants to get his hands on the COK!
Player 3: Timmy will always be tricking the guys into fighting hard for the COK because it’s funny as shit!
Mitch kurts is the biggest tool you could imagine and he loves penis pie
You're boyfriend is such a mitch kurts sometimes.