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Nap lag

A temporary disruption of bodily rhythms caused by a not so refreshing nap. You'll find yourself in a state that holds the middle between sleeping and being awake.

Effects such as drowsiness, disorientation, confusion, nausea, feeling crappy and looking particularly cute are not unheard of. To date there is no known cure for nap lag.

Melissa: "hi"
Mark: "hi! how was your power nap?"
Melissa: "not too great, i'm suffering from nap lag.. :("
Mark: "oh noes!1 :O!"

by a tad anonymous March 11, 2008

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jet lag

An easy way to blame ones own short comings on a shift in timezones but not necessarily restricted to having to actually cross said timezones see: NHL 98.

man1: dude I just kicked your sorry jet lagged arse in tony Hawk 2
man2: I have jet lag
man1: lick my nuts

by michael j fox in teenwolf August 21, 2003

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morning lag

Occurs during an online Call of Duty match, particularly Search And Destroy, where during the beggining of each round there is a temporary lag that lasts anywhere from 5 to 10 seconds but disappears.

I can't stand morning lag. Everytime it happens I end up running into walls trying to rush the bomb site.

by IClutchDaily October 20, 2011

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Principles of Lag

A phrase that describes a state in which anything is possible.
Commonly used during video games to describe a cheap or ridiculous death.

"By the Principles of Lag, I should be able to shoot this person, even though they are actually behind me."

"Dude...I was in the room the whole time. How did I not see you come in?"
"By the Principles of Lag."

"By the Principles of Lag, I will ace this biochem exam."

by zgriffin22 May 10, 2010

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Jeta Lag

Illness caused by travelling by a wolksvagen jeta which is older than 30 years.The car is still being driven in poor countries like Serbia.With it's crapy shocks,leaking doors,rough ride is garantied!

Steva:Hey bro , how was your trip?
Dzoni:Damn man,I'm feeling sick cuz of this jeta lag

by Warrior's code January 15, 2012

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Penis Lag

When your penis freezes to avoid ejaculation while in the act of sexual intercourse or while buttsecksing.

I had mad penis lag after a few minutes because I didn't want it to end.

by Jarryd January 24, 2006

7๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Net Lag

The delay experienced as news moves from the internet to newpapers magazines and television. News appears first in the fastest, unintermediated media like blogs and wiki's. All other media are slower, hence the lag. The surprise you feel when you read todays newspaper after surfing the web, and you realize it yesterday's news.

"Hey jimmy, stop reading newspaper or you'll get netlag".

by Rob Tyrie March 19, 2005

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