Made popular by Netflix’s Girls5Eva, a New York lonely boy is a son born to older parents who’s more comfortable around adults than kids.
They are all over the city, eating sushi and usually wear a fedora, high-giving a doorman. His sibling is the city!
Hey, why is Mike always high-fiving doormen across the city?
Ooh, Mike! He’s a New York lonely boy. No brother, no sister. Just one little lonely mister!
Some one who fucks her brother and can die if it sees rain
Me: Hey Man U heard about my lone chromosome
Blair: WHY GOD DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT RAIN WHY!!!!!
When you go into the bathroom to urinate, but upon entry, you find there is a person already using one of the 2 urinals, so you leave instead of using the second urinal, and thus avoiding any akward interaction.
Person 1: dude why did you leave the bathroom? i thought you had to piss?
Person 2: dude i had to pull The lonely bathroom to avoid standing next to the burliest fuck i had ever seen not at a circus.
when a bluespeed calls a lone wolf a lone shark in a video and the world makes fun of it
i cant belive bluespeed called lone a lone shark
A lone Boner is a very lonly guy who never gets sex for getting dumped by a girlfriend or some shit.
i'm feeling like a lone boner because my girlfriend never came here
someone who asks people about the concept gay marriage and is very funny and pretty
The bestest friend anyone could ask for, she may look like a city girl but she’s all country she doesn’t care about what boys think of her she only cares about what means the most to her
Person 1: Is that Lonee? Person 2: Sorry she’s way out of your league