Random
Source Code
Random
a peice of living shit on south park who comes if u eat lots of fibers on christmas eve and he lives in a sewer and if u eat weird healthy food it makes his enviroment(sewer) bad and he could die if he doesnt eat chefs chocolate salty balls
i ate lots of fiber and took at shit on christmas ever and saw mr hanky but my sister flushed him. wat a n00bcaek
48👍 8👎
Mr Brightside or a Brightside is someone who is jealous of another person who is with the person they want. This is taken from The Killers' song Mr Brightside.
"And I'm falling asleep, and shes calling a cab, while he's having a smoke, and she's takin' a drag, now they're goin' to bed, and my stomach is sick, and its all in my head but she's touching his ... chest now, he takes off her dress, now LET ME GO"
"Jealousy, turning saints into the sea, swimming through sick lullabies, choking on your alibi, but its just the price I pay, destiny is calling me, open up my eager eyes, cause I'm Mr Brightside"
362👍 89👎
A man who got fucked up the ass by a horse, literally, and died.
Now their making a documentry about it.
1:"Did you hear their making a documentry about Mr. Hands?"
2:"Eww. The guy who got fucked up the ass by a horse?"
1:"Yeah we should go see it."
2:"Sure."
605👍 154👎
The most badass teacher in the whole United States. He also smokes joints nonstop
Person 1: dude I heard mr zellers is badass
Friend: hell yeah man he is hella dope
30👍 4👎
A small, old and drawf-like creature, which preys on 9th grade highschool students.
A small "Mrs. Murphy" attacked me at school today, im lucky to have survived with my life.
31👍 4👎
A black man who made it out of the hood that now has a very respectable job. Usually an office job.
Person 1: Why that nigga show up to the company lunch-in wearing black forces?
Person 2: That's Mr. Nigga, and he made it out of the hood so put some respect on his name.
22👍 3👎
Mr tumble is a god, a guy who can destroy the world with his pinky
Guy with red nose: I'm as BOSS as mr tumble
19👍 2👎