washing machine

a bird whose so loose that u have to perform a circular motion to touch the sides

damn shes had so much in her shes a washing machine

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e-machine

a crappy computer company based in Korea that makes inexpensive BUT crappy PC that dies within two weeks of LIGHT usage.

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V-machine

slang for vibrater; used by girls to have orgasms

The only two ways girls have orgasms are through sex or a V-machine.

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bean machine

A mobile burrito stand

Everyday at the construction site, mexicans get lunch from the bean machine.

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vending machine

A group of super attractive women or men. Individually they are usually referred to as a snack

"That bar last night was a straight up vending machine man" -Riley
"How so?" -AP
"It had all the snacks in there" -Riley

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coin machine

An inexpensive whore who allows payment via insertion of coins into the anus.

You can spend $1.24 on Ryan, the local coin machine.

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machine language

The lowest level of programming language known in computer science. Rarely used due to its intense complexity and incredibly vast array of instructions available. The basemost language understood by most computers and CPU's. Only computer programming gods know this intense language.

Wanna learn machine language? You better study computer mathematics and CPU/Memory architecture first.

6 5 5 5 5 6 bits
op | rs | rt | rd |shamt| funct R-type
op | rs | rt | address/immediate I-type
op | target address J-type

machine language is cruel, but the ultimate weapon when developing software.

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