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The best type of magic ever. It can only be performed by "magical beast man," unless he teaches you it. Magical beast man was given Duck Magic powers when he found Muhammed King Tut (That famous mythical dude) living in a cave on fairy island. Duck Magic can summon survival guides, evil zombie Back To The Future fans, small blue cars and maps of fairy island. If you want to teleport to magical beast man, you will need to do a Nunji Ritual that consist of singing "The Summer Song."
I was driving my car without concentrating and I ran over a Jolly Göttinger going 88 miles an hour. Suddenly Duck Magic occurred because he stood back up and walked away, though his guts were hanging out.
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between a woman’s legs, her vagina.
He wants a piece of this magic conch !!
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Extreme amounts of luck that allow an unskilled person to win a contest against a highly skilled person. Although bitch magic can also occur between people of similar skill levels. Also considered luck.
Alberto Contador's bitch magic caused Andy Schleck's chain to fall off during the 2010 Tour de France.
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Me and my guy played in our magical sandbox last night.. it was amazing.
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Underwear of the mormon religion. Also known as Garments or simply G's. These Magic underwear give mormons the power of flight, invisibility, x-ray vision and gardening. Don't ask a mormon about his majic underwear or you will be attacked by an army of scary happy plastic robots
Man, good thing I had on my magic underwear, or I would have been killed when that steam-roller rolled over me.
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1) using spells or psychic abilities to manipulate the powers of the universe to serve your own interests. Frowned on by most people since sometimes involves hurting somebody else or you will get you wanted but it will come true in a way you didn't expect or have bad consequences that come with it
2) A fancy brand of chocolate
3) A brand of "smokeable incense", along with "Spice", "K2", or "Happy Hour". These blends are now illegal in most civilized places.
4) old school Slayer song
5) great sex with a handsome black man
1) Stacey tried a black magic spell her grandmother showed her and several weeks later the girl who was bullying her was killed in a brutal car accident
2) I got my girlfriend a box of Black Magic, she better give me some later.
3) One hit of that black magic and I feel very weird
4) Slayer played their song "Black Magic" and the crowd went apeshit
5) While most white boys were okay in bed, the only thing that could truly satasfy Katie was some of Shemar's black magic
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U.S. Democrat presidential candidate Barak Obama who is partly African-American and has virtually no career history in politics. White voters like him because he is non-threatening and supporting an African-American for president assuages guilt over slavery, segregation and other racist policies of the past. Black civil-rights activists claim he isn't "black enough."
"Barak the Magic Negro lives in D.C.
the L.A. Times called him that
'cause he's black but not authentically..."
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