(v)
1. To apply meat rub to steak to make it taste better.
2. To rub the penis; masturbate, spank the monkey, beat off etc.
Summer is coming up, time to rub the meat!!
A sauce exclusively produced by men. Also known as semen. It can be easily differentiated for its white transparent colour and its salty flavour. Not recommended on pasta.
Bro did you end up giving that bitch the meat sauce?
Inebriated passengers who are driven home by a designated driver.
The bar is closing and I have to drive the drunk meat home.
The intoxicated passengers in a vehicle who are being driven home from a drunken night on the town by a designated driver.
Last night I was the designated driver, so I had to drive the drunk meat home after we left the bar.
A baseball term for when someone gets tagged out at home plate, best used for dramatic effect. Made famous by former Fox Sports Net West news anchor Van Earl Wright.
1. "Blalock comes around third, trying to score, but he is MEAT at the dish."
A surprise surge of a penis into an unsuspecting individual, sometimes resulting in jail time.
Hey dude, I'll be right back I'm gonna go meat sneak that bitch over there...
"Hey MG, Do you know why Mike went to Jail?"
"Yeah, I heard he performed a Meat Sneak on some unsuspecting girl".
Any action involving the rough handling of genetalia, or sloppy, unattached and/or shameful sex.
May also involve the hilarious, abeit painful, abrasion to one's "downstairs mix-up".
"During naked hot yoga, I got a rash because downward dog really scooted the meat"
"I grew tired of dating that twink so I ended it, but we've scooted the meat a few times, and now we're just roommates"
"The wormy dog scooted the meat across my fine Persian rug"