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Nov 15 Don’t mess with ur short friends day

So basically the people who made the days to annoy short people this day will have u annoy them and it’s on the 15 of nov

Nov 15 Don’t mess with ur short friends day U annoyed me and shorter so I get to slap u and hit u and annoy u

by helper of the shorts November 4, 2019

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Dirty Messinger

When you haven't showered in between sex sessions with two different women in a 48 hour window, causing extreme odor and nausea

Carl gave Marissa the Dirty Messinger, poor girl almost barges when he dropped his pants

by Khaki Dan February 22, 2018


messy-mess

(n.)
1. A person who has become disorderly (to an extreme level) by the consumption of alcohol or other mind altering substances.
2. A situation that has become disorderly (to an extreme level) by the consumption of alcohol or other mind altering substances.

1. Emily and Melissa quickly became a messy-mess after discovering the open bar.
2. After waking up the next morning, Emily and Melissa realized what a messy-mess they had created. Poor KC had to clean it all up.

by MelissaandEmily December 5, 2007


RAGGY MESS

i LIKE RAGGY MESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

i LIKE RAGGY MESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

by RAGGY MESS October 5, 2023


absolute mess

when one is found in a state of paralysis, vomit stains on their clothing and an elastic band placed around the head as a chin strap.

the male version tends to have their rod protruding from the zip area of the lower garments.

'I seen your man (TQ) in an absolute mess outside the bar on Sunday'

by jamiej13 May 28, 2014


Patrick Messinger

A bad manager; Manager with an ego.

Someone without tact.

John pulled a PM the other day.

If Chris wants to act like a Patrick Messinger all year, he’s going to lose his team.

by squarebob February 21, 2024


mess crank

A mess crank is U.S Navy jargon for the lower ranks position working in the galley, same as K.P. in the Army.

Get your ass in my galley, mess crank, and swab this deck -NOW !!!

by Woodstock78 April 24, 2020