Substantially less than minimum wage, usually in jobs reserved for Mexicans
Nick: "How's the new job working out?"
Jose: "Horrible, they're only paying me 5 dollars an hour"
Nick: "Damn, straight up Mexican Wage!"
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When you’re climbing a fence or wall and snag your foreskin causing it to get ripped off.
My friend had a Mexican circumcision when trying to hop the border.
A black truck that Oscar drives to drive Cassie, Izzy and Ziv around while listening to Mexican music
Oscar drive us with the Mexican Mobele
When you accidentally walk into a room and unknowingly find three or more guys having a gay orgy.
Jacob was out knocking on doors to notify home owners of the water outage when he accidentally walked in on a Mexican doorhanger. He was never the same after seeing that.
When you pour a table spoon of salt on a lady's vagina so it shrivels up, and then you eat her box.
Gave her an enchilada to go with her Mexican Sourgrub.
When you wrap an animal (usually a cat) in a towel with just the head sticking out like a burrito
The cat doesn't like his Mexican straitjacket, but he can't claw me while I shove this pill down his throat.
It’s what you would call someone who treats the roof of their mouth with all the variety of hot cheeto chips, a gansito, and a nesquik in that order
Damn bro Erick had a Mexican Bukkake attack his throat