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A small town located in between Flint Michigan and Flushing Michigan. Full of reject rednecks that the hood doesn't want.
Alright, jump on the lawnmower, let's go to Mount Morris Michigan!
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Harper Woods is a city that used to be close to what the Grosse Pointes were at one point as far as middle class living. But now because of the economy it is alot closer to being Detroit jr. (foreclosers; A mall, Eastland, that has trouble keeping it's stores open). It, like Detroit, really isn't as bad as some people say, but still, like Detroit, has a long way to go before getting back to where it once was.
Person 1: It's kind of sad to see all the enconomic problems here in Harper Woods, Michigan with all the foreclosers and stuff.
Person 2: Yeah, I know. There really isn't much here anymore.
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This is where the dream of suburbia has gone to die. Once a mighty symbol of postwar economic strength, the promise of a slightly larger than inner-city yard. a house that has the exact same floor plan as your next door neighbor but in a different shade of factory polluted pastel with a matching detached garage.
The pride of the city: a shopping center built in 1957 an early example of a strip mall, torn down.
It's A place where the parks are filled with alcoholics sheltering in the dugouts of neglected baseball fields while surrounding themselves with the classiest of beverages: 40 ounce bottles of Old English 800, during school hours.
Where you can sleep soundly listening to the gun shots of meth-head neighbors whom have let their longstanding feud boil over.
Where police are too busy playing music over their car loudspeakers when watching street races vie for glory across the street in Detroit It's where at the local diner, a guy goes crazy after he finds out his girlfriend whom waitresses there has cheated on him with a cook, shoots the diner up only to die by rear ending a farm combine forty miles away in Monroe. Where growing up, you learn to tell the difference between different types of junkies before the age of eleven. It's a place where an ex-bouncer at the local dance club escaped from the basement with holes drilled through his hands. Where just breathing , quadruples your cancer risk.
Lincoln Park may be the reason white people are moving back to Detroit.
"Going to hit up my dealer today to buy weed and some percocets, He's the 12 year old , smoking in that group across the street from the middle school, only in Lincoln Park, Michigan"
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While having unplanned anal sex in the dark, (person) 1, rides (person) 2's penis and if 2's penis happens to come out, 1 places it back into his/her own anal cavity and resumes the activity with 1's hands on 2's chest, neck, and/or arms. When the activity has finished and the light comes back on, both parties will find that bowel excrement has been smeared all over 2's chest, neck, and/or arms.
Dude, me and my boyfriend had anal sex last night and i forgot to clean out my ass. His dick popped out and i put it back in, and i had gone to choke him cause he gets off on that. When we were done i turned on the lights and he had shit all over his neck!! He told me i gave him a Michigan Pap Smear.
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Where summer barbeques involve Wolverines. The reason they are extinct in Michigan is because they've been hunted by Spartans.
U of M fans will knock the education, but 90% of them didn't attend college and got their gear at Wal-Mart. They tend to be overweight, diabetic, ugly, and speel lik thise. If you're a guy, you can't help but walk around with a boner because there are so many hotties walking around. Beware - STDs are rampant, but this a case at many universities. Just wrap your junk with a garbage bag or an entire roll of Cling Wrap and you'll be fine.
The best university in the state of Michigan! Anyone that says different didn't even graduate from high school. Appalachian State, anyone? Didn't think so.
hockey Final Fours MSU East Lansing Spartans hot women big boobies not U of M Wolverines taste great Michigan State University
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the michigan high five is when one gives a hand job to completion whilst wearing a mitten. the act, however, is not limited to michigan residents or visitors. you can perform the michigan high five in any of the contiguous united states. one can do it in hawaii or alaska, but it is frowned upon.
the origin of the michigan high five is derived from the state's mitten-like shape and harsh winter weather conditions. it's perfect for those who enjoy giving a hand job, but dread the mess. there is currently a line of mittens being produced just for this sole purpose, so keep your eyes and hands out for MH5 mittens in an array of colors and textures.
and for those living in colder climates, don't be ashamed to give yourself a michigan high five. that's what it's there for.
why don't you come back to my place and mama will give you a michigan high five.
it's cold outside. how about you slip on that mitten and give me a michigan high five.
did you make it to third base? nah, just gave him a michigan high five.
2 degrees, 1 mitten: the michigan high five.
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Doing a mentally handicap woman from behind and just before she climaxes you pull her helmet off and take a shit in it !!!
I gave her an awesome michigan chili bowl last night but I held the crackers .
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