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A mind reader is a person or machine that can tell what people are thinking. Three things a mind reader should never do is, reveal their secrets, Disrespect privacy, and gossip.
Josh: “Hey mind Reader! How do u read minds? Tell me your ways!!!”
Mind reader: “I must not, a mind reader should never reveal their secrets.”
Josh: “Oh yeah, the three rules. I’m sorry, I understand and respect your personal space.”
Mind Reader: “ Yes, Have a Wonderful day!”
A mind stacker is a person who enjoys to confuse you and annoy you.
They will make your mind trip over its self (Hence the MIND - STACKER)
Many people will also call these people "Weird", "strange", "philosophical"
These people are closely related to Karl Pilkington and Amy Fiske
Amy F: What is the speed of darkness? If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Whats the link between all these questions?
Randomer: Thats confusing... I don't know, your such a Mind-Stacker!
When you cant think or work because you have to take a huge shit, but you cant get up off your chair.
pete's been mind dumping all day and hasnt done anything.
A phrase used when someone offers you useless or moronic advice, which will be immediately disregarded but you do not want to offend them, sparing their weak minds.
Them: Hey maybe you should join the Army. You know that its a great way to see the world. You will become more of an individual and nowadays they can place you in jobs that won't involve you having your limbs blown off or your face looking like Freddy Krueger's.
You: Ya, sure. I'm gonna keep that in mind.
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