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Slang term for good morning on S and S farms in Reydell, Arkansas.
Tugs told Ricky gd morn when he showed up for work.
a morning where everything seems to be just perfect and amazing and is probably the best morning of your life. sadly this morning doesnt exist so its a mythical morning.
i wish for a mythical morning.
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The trouble with making the first pot of coffee in the morning before you've had that first cup of coffee to steady your nerves.
Dude, I spilled old coffee grounds all over the place due to morning clumsiness.
Where else is the 12 hours of sewage gonna go?
When you wake up in the morning and you have to take the some of the biggest shits you've ever seen.
"Dang, when I wake up every morning, I feel like I have to shit. I feel obliged to do it every morning, or else my day is just weird."
"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."
When you wake up wif morning wood so hard that it hurts to keep it inside your pants
Girlfriend: when I woke up this morning I saw you lying down with your dick out to the sky
Boyfriend: sorry about that, I had morning mahogany so bad it hurt to keep it in my pants
Girlfriend: don't worry, I didn't mind ;)
The equivalent of morning wood, only for girls. Wetness in the morning caused by horniness.
Dude, she had serious morning dew.
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you will need a tubesock a box of wood screws and a passed out person. fill the tube sock with the screws and start swinging it at the passed out person.
I found my wife in my bed with another man, so i gave them both a amish morning.
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