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A mustache most commonly found on leather boys,i.e. Tom of Finnland. Must be large bushy and over the lip so that it scrubs the partners pole.
I dont know if Wilford Brimley is gay or not, I'm just saying he's got a pole scrubbing mustache.
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when a girl is finishing sucking on the johnson...the man pulls out and sprays a fine line of semen all over the mouth of the women in the style of the got milk commercials.
u got a nice got cum mustache? there.
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When a man is having sex with a girl on her period. He then uses his bloody dick to smear a Kool Aid Mustache above her top lip. This can also be done with a bloody finger.
I gave that chick a Kool Aid Mustache!
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When a fine young girl is dating an ugly creeper with a mustache, we call him her Mustache Cash Stash.
Guy 1: Dude, whats that hot piece of ass doing with that fat dude with the creepy mustache?
Guy 2: Oh, thats just her Mustache Cash Stash.
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When a man goes down on a woman who is in the middle of her period and comes up with a bloody stache.
Tom Selleck went down on Lady Gaga during her montly visit from aunt flow and came up for air displaying his mustache rag.
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n. See molester mustache. A thin, poor excuse for a mustache. Usually seen on white trash looking to pick up a piece at the bar. Not to be confused with the '70s porn stache
Man that guy creeps me out. He looks real dirty, he even has a date rape mustache.
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when a man with giant nipples and a woman with a mustache fuck in such a fashion that the man's nipples open up into giant vaginas and the woman has giant dicks instead of nipples, and they fuck while she gently massages her mustache.
"Yeah i was at curtis' house the other night and he tried to make me watch a movie that he and his girl friend made. it was called Nipple mustache delight. that sick fuck."
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