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Miraculously getting the motivation to accomplish something difficult and actually pulling it off in the last minute.
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A combination of the phrases "pull it out of my ass" (i.e. doing something difficult in the last minute) and "got a wild hare up my ass" (i.e. unexpectedly having motivation to do something).
I pulled a wild hare out of my ass and wrote my 10 page report starting at 3am the night before it was due.
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A saying used when you do something that makes anyone look weak, or makes you look superior.
Coined by Shaquille O'Neal's rap against Kobe.
Person A: "You're gonna get intercepted, watch!"
Person B: "Never! Watch, for the touchdown!"
Person A intercepts Person B
Person B: "Damn..."
Person A: "Tell me how my ass tastes."
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A saying you say when someone tell you you did something wrong
Mark: you left the stove on
Jack: well fuck my ass and call me Betty
another way of saying "I love it so much"
Friend: hey have you heard Fall Out Boy's new single?
Me: yeS IT'S SO GOOD I'M GONNA SHOVE IT UP MY ASS
Friend: what
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to behave in a grossly irresponsible fashion.
to party excessively.
also, a crazy person. Possibly an annoying person. Someone who is out there and walks the social fringe without grace.
Virkram: What was up with you last night at the tennis club end of season closing party? You drank solidly for over 3 hours and last time i saw you you were dressed in only sweat bands and dancing with a cucumber sandwich.
Rajesh: I've never been like that before. I was so happy i just had to hang my ass out da window a little last night!
When the substance of what your saying is so unimportant that if someone did not hear you, and they asked you to say it again, you would tell them "oh, no i'm just talking out my ass"
Joe:
Yeah John was actually helping me move the other day. He was telling me that his family went to Santa Barbara for the winter to stay with a couple of friends and it's actually funny because i was thinking about taking the wife and kids down there.
Eric:
.. hmm huh, sorry, what you say?
Joe:
Ah nah don't worry about it, i'm just talking out my ass
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1. An expression of surprise, similar to "Well I'll be!"
2.What you say when you want somebody to smack your ass and call you Johnny.
1. "I just won the lottery!"
"Really?"
"Yes!"
"Well smack my ass and call me Johnny!"
2. "Smack my ass and call me Johnny"
Ok Johnny. Smacks ass.
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