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A widespread epidemic of scene kids and emos trying to see how popular they are. People only join myspace because everyone else is always talking about how they met this "really cute guy/girl last night on Myspace!" and how they have "5,000 picture comments." Of course every teen wants to be part of something so fabulous, and plus, you get to upload thousands of pictures of yourself and make cool profiles. It's the perfect way to exploit yourself on the internet, since everyone can see your pictures, and an even better way to make up a "fake" you, because no one sees you in real life. Kids will often "steal" pictures of glamorous scene girls and claim them as their own. Apparently they are too obsessed with being "cool"
that they think they have to be someone else. Myspace has recently become the hot spot for many scenesters who love taking pictures of themselves and photoshoping their "myspace name" into the corner of it. Myspace has also become notorious for its "perfection groups" filled with self-absorbed scene kids who think that everyone is jealous of them. But the most important thing to remember is that myspace is just an ego contest. You are always seeing how many friends you can get, and how many people will comment your pictures.
"Yeah, well I have 5,623 friends on Myspace."
"Stop stealing my Myspace pictures."
"I'm REAL, so stop copying me. Check out my Myspace Proof video if you think I'm fake. Mkay?"
"I can't believe I got 400 friend requests today on Myspace!"
"I love this mirror picture of me in my hello kitty underwear."
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Where young children go to get raped by pedophiles.
Principal: Do you have a Myspace?
Student: Yes, sir.
Principal: REALLY!? WHAT IS IT ME TOO!!!!
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Website where teenage girl whore themselves out in hopes to find a boyfriend but only end up getting some old sixty year old pervert and end up getting raped
oh my god did you hear about Nikky who exchanged adresses with that weird guy on myspace and got raped?
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A place for friends? I think not. How bout a PLACE WHERE NOTHING FUCKING WORKS!!!!
Ashley: Okay, my tv ALWAYS has something else wrong with it!!!
Jessica: Sounds a lot like myspace. Are they related?
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n.
An online chatting environment that has a considerably bad reputation.
v.
The action to send something on MySpace via comment or message and even more recently bulletins have been used to converse.
adj.
A word usually used to describe someone who acts differently online than in person or whose personality embodies a MySpace feature.
n.
"I'm going on MySpace."
v.
T: "I left my math book at school, what was the homework?"
K: "I'll MySpace it to you."
adj.
"What a myspace whore!"
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a place for friends to add each other to figure out popularity to which is mostly fake because they add every joe shmo that clickes on them which makes them a partial whore nd for people at school to go "OMG you got 1097 friends your so popular" then they say "why dont u add me myspace.com/zidast302" just to realize that all it really does is get inside your head and destroy membrane after membrane till theres nothing left then your just a loser bimbo dumbass standing on the corner of a 7-eleven parking lot asking every shmuck if they have a cigarette.
im so popular on my myspace
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A pathetic excuse for a website. Constantly littered with "You just won a free hooker" pop-ups.
Myspace-A place for fucktards. (see fucktard)
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