Rage Nap

Simliar to a Rage Quit, which in lay man term's is quitting an activity when you are undoubtable either losing or undeniable frustrated it at said activity. A rage nape is quite similar to a Rage Quit, except it applies to ones life. In that the person has had enough of something and they decide to take a nap.

My brother refused to put away my movies after borrowing them, so instead of arguing with him I took a rage nap.

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depression nap

When you're depressed and you need to take a nap.

Yo man I'm feeling kinda sad, I'm gonna go take a depression nap real quick.

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nap town

What stupid bitches think Naples, Florida is called.

Actually Indianapolis.

Look at these stupid motherfuckers on myspace say there from nap town. Stupid motherfuckers don't know shit.

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Power nap

When you have consumed copious amounts of alcohol at a wedding/party and you take a short nap whilst the party carries on around you. After 15 mins or so you awaken with new found energy and enthusiasm to dance.

Helen took a power nap at the wedding reception after a bottle and a half of red wine.

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wet-nap

A supposedly comfortable maneuver in which one lays down in a bathtub with a pillow and comforter and turns on a warm shower, proceeding to sleep like a baby in a womb.

"We're terribly sorry, ma'am, but your son was found drowned in his bathtub yesterday, wrapped in sheets. His friends say he was attempting a wet-nap."

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Taking a Nap

Euphemism for masturbation.

From a conversation about using masturbation to help oneself fall asleep, and it just took off from there.

I just got the new Jenna Jameson video last nite, so I took a nap and then went to bed.

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Crap Nap

When your crap is so strenuous and epic it's a must to nap afterwards. Giving the user the sense of rejuvenation once awake.

You - You look refreshed!
Me - Thank you Katie, I just took a Crap Nap!
You - What's a Crap Nap?
Me - Well Katie, I had to use so much force to dispose of my turd I was wiped out afterwards. Which as result of the force involved, I needed to take a good old fashion Crap Nap to bounce back.

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