I need a medic bag

A voice line when a character Dallas scream when he starts losing healt

Bulldozer: "MAKE WAY! FOR THE DOZER!"
Dallas: "It's a fucking Bulldozer!"
Bulldozer: "Tango spotted."
*Bulldozer shoots Dallas*
Dallas: "AAHHH i need a medic bag!"
*Bulldozer downs Dallas*
Bulldozer: "I told you. NO PAYDAY FOR YOU!"
Bain: "What? No! This isn't happenin'! My mistake. Next time it'll be better. Don't worry, I know some people. You'll be out fast. I have other scores. I trust we'll be workin' together again in a not-too-distant future."

down bad need glitch

What you send to the discord server when you reach a point where a guaranteed win is necessary to afford groceries this week

Discord user 1: DO IT KORDA
Discord user 2: korda kys
Discord user 1: down bad need glitch
Discord user 2: need a glitch
Discord user 3: down horrendous who got a glitch

He needs some milk

A phrase you say when somebody gets hurt/injured.

(Guy falls on his face)
You: He needs some milk!

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I need scissors! 61!

Towards the end of Konami's Metal Gear Solid 2 (PS2), a computer AI operating under the alias of Colonel Campbell becomes infected with a computer virus codenamed "GW." The virus proceeds to scramble the AI's memory and logic, causing the AI Campbell imposter to utter numerous phrases of complete nonsense, among them the phrase "...I need scissors! 61!" It is part of a longer quote, listed below.

The phrase "I need scissors!" has no particular or coherent meaning, as it is simply the product of a horribly scrambled AI.

"I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"

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i need mental help

When you say some gay ass shit

"AHH CAILLOU CUM IN MY BUTT". "Ummm I'm not gonna even ask" "I need mental help"

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he need some milk

When somebody is hurt so bad, or something goes so wrong, that no other words can describe it.

Origin: Vine

I can't believe George fell down the stairs and broke his leg. Man, he need some milk.

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We need another plague

A phrase uttered in the frustration of standing in line or being in a crowded situation, insinuating that another plague would depopulate the area and solve the problem.

At the beach:

Person 1: There are absolutely no parking spots within two miles of the beach. There are too many people here!

Person 2: I know, we need another plague

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