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(you can tell nerds added the definition to this, exaggerated much?)
Someone who is very intelligent and commonly antisocial. Contuary to te nerd's belief, they do not always grow up being rich and wealthy. A lot of them spends too much money on computers and videogames to be able to hold down a steady job.
1.) They tend to be facinated in topics that most of the time, the average joe doesn't give a flying f*** about.
2.) A lot of them are very big headed and think they are smarter than everyone else.
3.) They hate when someone proves them wrong and thinks that they are always right.
4.)A lot of them suffer from the same problem as preps, they suffer from superiority complex disorder. They think they are better and sometimes can be just as mean as preps.
5.)They can be a bit short tempered and get angry over the smallest stuff.
6.)They tend to take school work very seriously and a lot of the times, they end up doing the jock's work for them since they are easily controlled. In fact a lot of the times the jock can be very smart but seems dumb because he is very lazy.
Nerd: DId you know they plan on releasing the first hoover craft vehicle for commercial sale in as early as 2009!!! WOW!
Dude:yeah,.....thats cool I guess...*gives half ass laugh*
Nerd: How could you not be excited about this?
Dude: Its alright I guess.....
Nerd: Its okay if you are too stupid to understand the complexity of this.
Dude: I'm not really stupid, I just have other things to worry about....
Nerd:WELL AT LEAST I WILL BE YOUR BOSS!!!!
Dude:You can't be a boss, you spend so much money and time on videogames and computers, I don't see how someone like you will run a company.
Nerd: SHUT UP INFERIOR BEING!!!*goes home and post an extremely exaggerated definition for "nerd" on Urbandictionary*
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A person who knows everything about a certain subject, which is usually academic. This includes science, mathes, computer.
An uncool person.
Someone who is socially inept.
Stephen Hawkins is a nerd with no friends
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A word often used towards the people who spend there time on xbox live, paint little men called warhammer, and sit in front of the computer playing retarded computer games like world of war craft.
Girl: look at that nerd
Nerd: It seems that the female catogory is talking to me.
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The best stereotype there is.
Ones whose lifestyle will stop them filling up jail cells, taking drugs and committing serious, violent crimes!
They have the best lifestyle ever!
"Nerds do not bother with popularity contests as all everyone else is interested in is partying, getting drunk and all other shit!"
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Geeks and Nerds are the same thing. They are all similar in that they all have small genitalia and lack of social skills, as well as their inability to communicate with girls which means thay all want to clone themselves and create a master race. most are secretly nazis who wanted the germans to win WWII. other characteristics exibited are:
- the belief that they are similar to smart people like Newton, yet really they will end up spending the rest of their life looking at japanese cartoon porn or talking about
elfs and wizards or guns and computers. While they may be smart they will not achieve anything in life... non of them will
- lack of physical and sporting skills, sometimes they are strong or can run far and take up stupid sports like free running and what americans call ultimate frisbee.
-cumbersomeness
- they pretend to be people, like soldiers or sci fi characters and develop their own langauges
- they walk like idiots
- most have ginger hair
- when they think they gain acceptance from their non nerd peers they act like spastics
- some listen to idiotic music like death metal, a trait displayed increasingly by so called neo nerds, who grow their hair long and play wargames
- allthough i am not american i am sure most middle american teenagers are like this
- most see the above characteristics as benifits and can be extremely egotistical and open about it
- they have little knowledge of popular culture
don't get me wrong. non nerds can play video games, like history. listen to that stupid music go on the internet, look at cartoon porn etc but the common nerd exhibits this behaviour to an excessive degree
the same apllies to female nerds
solution: do nothing, let them wallow in their own disgrace
no i am not a nerd because a wrote this, i just have some mental issues. i assure you that i like sports and girls etc... while their are some on the other side of the social spectrum who can piss me off, i am resolute in my approval of that style of life more than that of a nerd.
i'm sure most of the readers of this are nerds so to you i say "fuck you"
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Short for Internerd which is slang for The Internet.
I can't talk right now, I'm on the nerd.
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As it has come to pass, a nerd is apparently a person who dislikes geeks and denounces them as little more than second-rate, wannabe nerds. Anyone who claims to be a nerd is automatically not a nerd (as anyone who claims to be of a particular label is automatically not). True nerds are essentially smart dorks who still look dorky. True geeks, on the other hand, are smark dorks who act but don't look dorky. Nerds are generally academic in a general sense. Geeks are typically tech-oriented. Most all people who outwardly claim to be nerds or geeks are just pseudo-intellectual kids or teenagers who wish they were smarter than they truly are. True nerds, and some true geeks, often have a "Clark Kent" or "Peter Parker" complex: they don't proclaim they're as such, but rather they wish to be normal and/or at least accepted as viable members of society. Very few true nerds and geeks actually exist in contemporary society.
Most of the people posting definitions here are not true nerds.
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