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Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus aka Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon. What the fuck Hogwarts, first you have ๐ป๐๐๐ค๐๐๐ก๐ , ๐ป๐๐๐ค๐๐๐ก๐ , ๐๐๐๐โ ๐ข๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ก๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐! AND THEN ๐๐๐ฏ๐๐ซ ๐๐ข๐๐ค๐ฅ๐ ๐ ๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ฉ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐ซ๐๐ ๐จ๐ง! I'm done
Guy 1:Hey, i google translated Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus, yeah i guess i should tickle sleeping dragons
Guy 2:Wait wtf do dragons have to do with it
Guy 1: draco dormiens nunquam titllandus means never tickle a sleeping dragon , duh
Idoits who put on there social network accounts that you'll never catch them reading.
Oooh a friend request? *Reads the books in intrests* Never catch me reading? Fuck this guy.
Something that a lot of people don't mean. A word that a person should never use because it's not true! Let's say if a person says I'll never leave you, they'll leave you one day.
I'll never leave you, "your name"
Sure you won't.
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What you say before you fuck something up.
Bill: Yo, Ted that combo is lookin' tight and long
Ted: It's my BnB, I never fuck it up.
*Drops combo*
Ted: Shit....
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A catch phrases refering to tell someone that you should let it all out now or you will never be able to jizz at that moment again.
Kymani: yo dawg, im watching a bunch or naked girls on vine and im like what the fuck.
Andy: jizz now or jizz never!
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Iโm going to die a virgin. :(
Iโll never get a girl
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The phrase typically said by boys/men who have deep-rooted fears of never being able to properly parent a child, much less a child of the opposite gender due to insecurities with their upbringing.
These boys/men generally shrivel at the phenomenon of women expressing their level of comfort with their sexuality. They can often be found listening to hard rap and complaining to their squad about their difficulties finding a sexual partner.
Jake: "Bro, you see these hoes? I'm never having a daughter."
Connor: "Oh, so you have mommy issues?"
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