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name attributed to someone who you have no intention of learning their name because you're too lazy to do that or just create a nickname for them.
A: "Hey, who's that?"
B: "Oh, that's New Kid"
A: "What's his name?"
B: "...New Kid?"
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A thread for the most elite Chicago group of friends. They set off on a journey to hit 5000 posts and successfully reached their goal at approximately 7:30 on 4-9-2008.
A deal was set for food to be given to the group upon the achievement of 5000 posts.
The New Roster's dinner statement,
Everyone change their status to, _______ is over 5000. (If you don't get the reference, then I'm too nerdy...)
OKAY LISTEN UP ASSHOLES THIS IS THE OFFICIAL DINNER ANNOUNCEMENT.
I'm so proud of everyone's contribution to this epic thread. Dinner will be a truly memorable event, but it of course needs to go through scheduling and planning beforehand.
First order of business:
EVERYONE WHO IS ON THE THREAD GETS THE OPPORTUNITY TO EAT. That is all.
Second order of business:
I need feedback on what ethnicity of food everyone would prefer. If you want a surprise, then just say so.
Third order of business:
The dress for the eventual dinner will be formal-casual. Dresses and suits are encouraged. Gloves. Monocles. Canes. Snazzy hats. Epic cigars. Go all out, you earned this.
I would truly appreciate assistance during the planning stages. I will drop a date soon, and I will let everyone know in advance so work/family/niggerfaggotry can be sorted out.
*EXTRA NOTE: Those who are in college, fear not. We will not have the dinner without you and will eagerly await your return.
GOOD JOB EVERYONE.
YOU TRULY OUT-DID YOURSELVES BY SITTING AROUND AND TYPING FOR 6+ MONTHS.
this group is also known for being the inventors of clink it up
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a news station scaring parents with their Bottom of the barrel lies about games opening up a 100% chance of their children being murdered for MONEY
Mom: FOX NEWS just said that video games are evil
Kid: I can't wait when I can leave this house
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The only Americans that foreigners generally like.
Frenchman: Are you an American?
Me: No, I'm a New Yorker.
Frenchman: Sacré bleu! What a relief!
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Where I live. The greatest state in the nation, with the greatest hockey team in North America, the Devils. And the factories are only in the semi-circles around New York and Philadelphia-the rest is pure bliss. Plus, this state is home to one of the greatest universities in the world, Princeton University. NJ rules!!!
Typical moron: Yo dawg, Noo Jerzee's nuthin' but gross, yo!
A New Jerseyian: Umm...have you ever actually BEEN to New Jersey?
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The longest-lived sub-genre of music. New Wave's roots can be traced back to 1969, when David Bowie first released the song "Space Oddity". In 1973, when Bowie re-released "Space Oddity", the precursor to New Wave, punk rock was born. Throughout the mid-1970's, Punk bands such as The Ramones, Siouxsie & the Banshees, the Sex Pistols and The Clash were discovered. During the disco backlash of 1979 and 1980, Punk rose to the forefront, while other bands like Blondie, Talking Heads, R.E.M., U2 and Devo began what would become the initial New Wave movement, which was capped off in 1981 when Billy Joel mentioned New Wave in the song "It's Still Rock & Roll to Me". During the early 1980's, there was a lot of band evolution taking place, as Bauhaus broke up, reformed as Tones on Tail, then reformed as Love and Rockets, while Mick Jones of The Clash formed Big Audio Dynamite, The Sex Gang Children split in half and became Culture Club, Vince Clarke, formerly of Depeche Mode, formed Yaz and then Erasure, and The English Beat split into bands such as Style Council, Modern English and Fine Young Cannibals. It was during this time, in 1983 and 1984 that New Wave grew to encompass such pop music acts as Madonna, Cyndi Lauper, David Bowie ((who created New Wave to begin with)), Duran Duran and even Huey Lewis & The News. In 1985, New Wave was at it's first peak, as bands such as Tears For Fears, U2, INXS, Berlin and Simple Minds were having hits songs everywhere. In 1986, however, New Wave encountered it's first lull, as hair bands, Genesis and Michael Jackson became hot. The next year, 1987, though, belonged to New Wave as Genesis hit on a New Wave staple: The war song. Bands such as R.E.M., Mike + The Mechanics, Big Audio Dynamite and Love & Rockets followed suit, all having hits dealing with the topic of World War 3. From 1988 to 1992, New Wave shared the spotlight with hair bands, until grunge killed both genres. In 1993, however, New Wave surprisingly resurfaced as Duran Duran, U2 and The Cure all had comeback hits. Throughout the 1990's and early 2000's, the stage was being set for a New Wave revival, which culminated in 2005 with the return of bands like New Order, Depeche Mode, Blondie, The New Cars, Duran Duran, U2, Queen and many others.
There are too many examples of New Wave to list. Some of then are: Fusco (a fusing of funk and Disco that survived the Disco Backlash), New New Wave (The New Wave revival of 2006), the war songs of 1983 and 1987, Pop Wave (during the mid-80's when pop acts like Madonna, Prince and Cyndi Lauper were considered New Wave) and Punk Wave (the predecessor of New Wave, from 1978 to 1981).
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Normally typed in ALL CAPS, It is the only type of news that Mr. Trump loves.
"Despite what you hear in the press, healthcare is coming along great. We are talking to many groups and it will end in a beautiful picture!"
"Don't let the FAKE NEWS tell you that there is big infighting in the Trump Admin. We are getting along great, and getting major things done!"
"Russia talk is FAKE NEWS put out by the Dems, and played up by the media, in order to mask the big election defeat and the illegal leaks!"
"FAKE NEWS media knowingly doesn't tell the truth. A great danger to our country. The failing @nytimes has become a joke. Likewise @CNN. Sad!"
"Give the public a break - The FAKE NEWS media is trying to say that large scale immigration in Sweden is working out just beautifully. NOT!"
"Don't believe the main stream (fake news) media.The White House is running VERY WELL. I inherited a MESS and am in the process of fixing it."
"The FAKE NEWS media (failing @nytimes, @NBCNews, @ABC, @CBS, @CNN) is not my enemy, it is the enemy of the American People!"
"The fake news media is going crazy with their conspiracy theories and blind hatred. @MSNBC & @CNN are unwatchable. @foxandfriends is great!"
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