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different strokes for different blokes

Different strokes for different blokes means there's more than one way to jerk off a dick

Linda* "I jerked off Tommy for a whole hour and still couldn't make him sling yogurt out his one eyed purple monster"

Trudith* "Well did you try jerking him off stalefish?"

Linda* "What do you mean? I didn't know there's more than one jerk of style"

Trudith* "Yeah, you know, Different strokes for different blokes"

by RatDogPig April 27, 2024


Everyone is Different

no one is exactly the same, physically and mentally.

i went to my AA group last nite they explained that everyone is different and its hard to get off alcohol sometimes...

by titicaca September 20, 2003

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So different

Often used by pick me girls and the pick me boys that actually talk, they say this to look unique and quirky. It’s a poor attempt to get attention and is ironically a cliche.

Pick me girl: I’m so different, I like football and don’t wear make up. I’m not like other girls.
Normal person: I can’t remember asking.

by Mr. Outcast March 2, 2022


Different-sames

Used in reference to someone to explain that the subject that they are talking about are all in the same

I meant potato not tomato. Different-sames

by Mr. Dudatron June 25, 2019


Jack Storm Difference

When you 100% a game

When you buy a game from the Xenoblade series

Damn you really bought Xenoblade DE??? That’s a Jack Storm Difference

by JackJackStorm February 4, 2021


the difference between hell and heaven

Hell is waking up early and staring at a chalkboard for 6 hours at traditional school, hell is also staring at your computer for 3 or more hours because of online classes, and heaven is waking up late (like 12 am or 1 pm) and watching your phone freely without any homework or distractions.

"Hell is school, heaven is weekends, that's the difference between hell and heaven."

by AAAMILYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS January 6, 2022


Is it possible to be a cat from a different universe?

No

is it possible to be a cat from a different universe?, no.

by Wane Durban May 31, 2022