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Acid/LSD
Better word than tabs
Bro he just took 19 tickets he's gonna die
Another word for persciption pills
did you go get your tickets today?
The price of something you paid for or somebody else paid for.
Damn I just dropped a ticket on these shoes!
A late night ticket is an all-night San Francisco bus transfer, soled illegally at a discounted price.
A man on the street sold me a late night ticket.
When you, a retard that can’t just STAY IN THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT, BECAUSE YOU ARE A RECKLESS AND DESTRUCTIVE DUMBASS, get pulled over for speeding. Dropping a gear and disappearing is also considered evading and eluding arrest; don’t do it. 1; now if you get caught you get punished MORE, dumbass, and 2; you’ll hit something and die for being a retard with a crotch rocket superbike wreck for a brain.
Respectable Sheriff: “Sir, did you even know how fucking fast you were go-“
Recipient of speeding ticket: *Drops a gear and tries to disappear, runs into an F-450, getting his blood and guts dragged across a road after being launched.*
Respectable Sheriff: “Holy shit… I’m just gonna call that one in……”
You can die, dumbass. Hold your horses and be reasonable. Have some fucking patience. Get there early, get there late; doesn’t matter. Just fucking get there and don’t die. It helps.
A ticket given to you when you are driving too slow.
If you drive underneath 20 miles per hour, you will get a turtle ticket. This is a highway.