maintenance wipe

A clean-up wipe required after a unexpectedly messy fart

Bro, That sounded wet! I think you are going to need a maintenance wipe.

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dick wipe

1.Same as an ass wipe but the male sex not the female
2.Very rude and a VERY big f'n asshole(someone who is on yur hit list)

girl: I f***in hate you, you G***amn dick wipe. Go to hell and burn you f***er!!!
guy: bitch...

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Wet wipe

Chris

Wet wipe

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Squad Wipe

During sexual intercourse the male nuts on female partners face and wipes off cum with genitals

Yo bro i just squad wiped your sister last night

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wipe fuck

running your dick between somebody's ass cheeks after they've taken a shit and rubbing your shitty dick on their asshole without attempting any actual insertion.

Wipe fuck me before my shit gets cold, Carlos.

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cheese wipe

When you take a slap of cheddar cheese and smash it on a plate till you see through it.

Usually used as an insult.

You are such a cheese wipe!

What the cheese wipe?!

Shut up, you cheese wipe!

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mucus wipe

The mucus wipe is performed to a female who has mucus deficiency in her pussy. The male blows his nose into the girl’s pussy and wipes his nose using her pussy lips.

Jeremy should get the Nobel Peace Prize for helping out mucus deficient women by performing the mucus wipe.

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