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An ancient Christian ritual involving 6 priests and 6 choirboys forming a circle and masturbating the person sat to their right whilst saying the lords prayer. I2 is the official number but it can be done with more or less.
Father Bailey enjoyed the circle jerk and today he would sit next to Thomas.
The act of jerking off to memory rather than pornographic material.
Jared: man, ever since net neutrality was appealed, I've been Cloud-Jerking to children all day.
Bob: That's sick, as a responsible citizen, I will notify police of your actions.
Jared: Bro, I was just playing, I was jerking off to the illegal pornography on my laptop.
Bob: reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*epilepsy*
Your significant other is jerkin you off, whilst you are clerpin on those arousing white-painted toes.
The clerp and jerk combo is unmatched.
An person who frequently fakes a smile with an arrogant, smug attitude.
Rachel is such a smirk jerk! She always gives me that same smug look every time I screw something up.
A circle jerk but with twerking
Twerkle jerking can be a fun springtime activity!
The act of masturbating at your desk when nobody is around; masturbation after everyone has left work for the day. Excrements are usually caught by a fast-food napkin or nearby trash can.
Frustrated with a project, I decided to knock out a desk jerk one night I was working late.
When you start jerking off right after you call your Mom, Dad, Brother, Sister, or Stepsister comes into the room and try to finish.
How did you lose your virginity? I tried to kamakazi jerk and my stepsister came in.