Evening Bark

The opposite of morning wood

Ayo that GOT episode that aired yesterday had me up all night with evening bark my dude 😩😩

What Are We Even Talking About

A meme from the show "Hazbin Hotel" referring to a part of a song.

Dude: "You know that one Hazbin Hotel meme?"
Person: "Yeah, it's that 'what are we even talking about' thing!"
Dude: "Dude sick you know what I'm talking about!"

not even if there's a fire

Another way of saying "not a chance in hell"

You want me to come in on my day off? Not even if there's a fire.

Manchester Evening News

like the salisbury journal but they do not moan as much. unlike the salisbury journal manchester evening news sometimes play fifa to predict the score between who city and united were playing they sometimes moan about stuff but not as much as salisbury journal

manchester evening news are actually better than salisbury journal

are u even able

ABLE TO SUCK THIS DICK
STFU

"bro are u even able"

"wdym"
"ABLE TO SUCK THIS DICK"

Even flow

Steezus’ theme

Person 1: what’s steezus’ theme
Person2: even flow

even beget we

a horrible misspelling of "even better".

A: "yo we're getting chips too"
B: "even beget we"