have a nonstick do

in Norwich and Birmingham, “have a nonstick do” is a common greeting used, meaning “i hope your poo doesn’t stick to the toilet”

it’s more common than you’d think, with even teachers using it when greeting children in schools!

person 1: aye mate, have a nonstick do!

person 2: you too pal!

pleasure to have in class

What a teacher says to a student who is well-liked. Not just anyone gets told this at the end of the year. Most teachers who say this know you well enough to look at you as a person whom has made an impact on them, not just another face in the crowd that they get paid to teach.

Thank you for your effort and focus this year. You are a pleasure to have in class.

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Have a Disney Day!

Used to tell someone to "fuck off" in a seemingly nice way. This is an inside joke among some Disney Employees. It is used to relieve frustration with jerk-off tourists without getting yourself in trouble.

I told that asshole tourist to "Have a Disney Day!"

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have a good one

It's a cool way of saying " goodbye" and "have a nice day" at the same time. It's friendly, but you can also use it with people you dont really know.

- See you later man
- Sure, have a good one
- Yeah, you too

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Have-a-Go Hero

An ordinary person who does something heroic.

The mugger was stopped by a have-a-go hero, who subsequently was hospitalised for his troubles.

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I have spoken!

An epic way to say that what you have said is law and/or true and anything contrary is irrelevant and untrue

You're an idiot.

How the fu-

I HAVE SPOKEN!

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I have no recollection

Typically invoked by governmental officials during sworn testimony to the U.S. Congress to deny potentially damaging -- politically and/or criminally -- behavior.

From the 1994 film "Clear and Present Danger" starring Harrison Ford:

Jack Ryan: Who authorized this?
Robert Ritter: I'm sure they'll ask you that.
Jack Ryan: Who authorized it?
Robert Ritter: I have no recollection, Senator

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