Number three

As we know all know, this is definitively defined as a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

I gotta go I gotta take a number three, That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

8👍 1👎

sluttin' number

The number you would call to get ahold of a prostitute.

eh guh, let me get yo' sluttin' number.

3👍 1👎

number 2

a kiddie saying of taking a dump

alright im taking a number 2

3👍 1👎

Number five

One of 6 personality traits generally exhibited by women. "Number Five" is attainment of a state which involves consumption of high amounts of alcohol where a distinctive change of personality occurs (i.e, akin to Multiple Personality Disorder ) which include becoming a Fuckowie, becoming highly fun-loving of anything & everything and, lastly, becoming highly sexually charged (of which nothing may result because of being TDTF).

1. Check Linda out, Number Five has definitely jumped into her.

47👍 54👎

number slang

1. online usage of words/ numbers like "0wned" "l33t"
a) see 31337

2. possibly the most pointless usage of language ever.

i'm cool because i like to type things like "i kick 499, totally kx4509!"

30👍 32👎

number 17

a sexual position in witch the woman lays on her back and puts her ankles to her head. the man then lays across her putting his penis into her "Vajayjay?" and proceding to fuck

Girl: Man i couldn't get off last night with Timmy!
Girl 2: Did you try trusty number 17?
Girl: Thats the only one i didn't try.

49👍 41👎

imaginary number

A number which all mathematicians can agree does not exist in math, but one which we put into equations just for the sake of argument and because it is so much fun.

"The solution to this equation is an imaginary number."
"So there is no solution?"
"Well, no, but I found it anyway."

17👍 16👎