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Jesus answers the calls. He gets dicked down. He’s sexy. His wife and him have children called hatchlings. Praise this glorious man, or you will go to da grave
Person: I don’t know what to do
Person 2: O praise o praise this glorious man, o praise o praise this Jesus Dan
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A government sponge who doesn't do anything with his life except hide in a room like Howie does in a closet from the benchwarmers movie.
You don't wanna be like Dan Ross. He has a dog that he lets shit on the floor to go green and stink up the room. His mum got fucked by a guy named Nial his own age while he slept on trash bags in the room next door. The girl he fancied named Laura had a 3-sum with his mum Lorraine and a guy named Craig while he listened like the beta cuck fuck he is.
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- noun
1. The useful half of Claptrap (the useful sixth by mass).
J Stu is a useless cunt, unlike Dr Dan.
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Disco Dan is the sexiest man alive and happens to own one of the largest penises in the male porn industry, his name can be used to describe anything extremely sexy or large.
wooaaahh that house is so disco dan
ye i saw a girl last night who was so disco dan
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Is a cooler way of saying Jordan. Makes people feel better when saying it.
Yo did you hear about Jo-Dan he is so rad!
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When you masturbate to ejaculation, then fall asleep covered in your own cum
Guy 1: "Dude what the fuck why are you covered in cum?"
Guy 2: "Must've pulled a Dozy Dan"
When you drink so hard and you pass out by a tree.
I got so drunk on the camping trip I became a regular Tree Dan and didnt even make it back to my tent.