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Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets

Next to embarrassingly encasing his hairy, little hobbit feet in a variety of fabulously effeminate, insoles-containing stacked-heeled boots, platform shoes and high heels, all the while being a pint-sized petite pathological liar who constantly regurgitates a small man syndrome-induced stream of Todd Howard's tall tales, the terminally insecure and aggravatingly ant-like turbo-manlet Tiny Todd "Tiddly Termite" Howard girlishly enjoys dolling himself up by intermittently donning either a black or brown boys large leather jacket when out on the town and looking for a potential manmore sugar daddy. This is without a doubt just another one of Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard's manlet cope and manlet rage-induced, hilariously doomed attempts at emphasizing his obviously non-existent masculinity, which is immediately rendered futile when the inherently effeminate Little Napoleon is absolutely dwarfed by every single grown-up that Tiny Todd "High Five" Howard comes into contact with, like the subhumanly stunted, diminutively delicate, devastatingly dwarfed, petulantly puny and preposterously petite, scandalously stunted little runt of a sissy fairy manlet princess that the whole world most definitely knows him to be.

Melissa: Hey, why is there a brown dishrag lying in the street over there? Ellen: It's one of Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets. The utterly insignificant and microscopically minuscule midget monstrosity was crossing the road when a bee humming bird suddenly swooped down and just carried him away! Melissa: Manlets BTFO.

by ManletDepreciator October 11, 2024


chef todd

Do not touch this mother fuckers beard, flat top, or cooking knives or he will delete your face with his lit cigar.

He grabbed my buddies knife and went to the flat top then got done dirty chef todd style.

by WarriorProphet June 5, 2020


heath todd

has a huge fucking cock and sticks it in all the thotties bumholes. He'll swing the other way if need be. Cannot stress how big his dick is. Like Huuuuge

"Heath Todd Fucked me last night"
"Was it good?"
-No response due to the person dying from his cock

by ill_al March 3, 2018


todd brown

Locomotive engineer at Norfolk Southern, Detroit, Michigan. And to add he is a giant piece of shit.

When running the locomotive I had to take a giant Todd Brown.

by Norfolk cry baby April 5, 2016


todd morrison

JuJuB Mine

JuJuB Mine is When you are in love with Todd Morrison

by SugarPlum77 November 24, 2021


Aunde todd

Aunde Todd is very bad at nba he skies penalties on a daily he’s knacks at everything he attempts also he’s shorter than tall lad velzinooo

Ur short Aunde todd

by Velzinooo April 27, 2020


ted and todd's excellent adventure

A euphemism for the insurance/railroad/utility/vacuum cleaner conglomerate Berkshire Hathaway.

Ted and Todd are Ted Weschler and Todd Combs, portfolio managers at Berkshire. Used especially to refer to Berkshire in the future, after Ted and Todd assume all duties from their predecessors Warren Buffet and Charlie Munger.

Then again, Sir. Martin (terrifyingly) said that he thought Ted and Todd's excellent adventure might turn out more like Loews after dad retired...

by ThadMcM September 8, 2020