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love jones

when your just deeply in love

girl, I think i have the love jones for my boyfriend of 2years

by darlene Jackson April 3, 2005

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cold jones

The feeling you get when you have a desperate impulse for something and the current temperature around you is rather frigid.

"Man I'm really Cold Jonesing for a burrito. . . up here in Alaska."
"Me too dude."

by JohnnyBombo4Ever July 3, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


marion jones

Someone who screwed over other female sprinters who played by the rules who tried to get on the U. S. 2000 and 2004 Olympic teams by using the clear in an attempt to win five gold medals. She also holds Belizean citizenship and could very easily have attempted to win only one medal for Belize without needing to dope. She not only screwed over female American 100m and 200m sprinters and long jumpers who played by the rules, but also all of the other women on the U. S. 4X100m and 4X400m relays who also had to surrender their bronze and gold medals, respectively, none of them having juiced. After having lost all her money and endorsements and having committed check fraud, it is unclear how she will be able to get even a job at McDonald's handing out fries, since McDonald's sponsors the U. S. Olympic Team. Verb: To obtain by cheating large amounts of assets and prestige as an athlete, only to lose it all in a series of scandals and crime.

If I were either of Marion Jones' two sons, I would refuse to celebrate Mother's Day, given that everyone would know what Mom had done.

by terrible jogger January 12, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


wyatt jones

badass

wyatt jones is a badass

by jones555 February 10, 2017

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


ballsack jones

A major scrotum made from the embers of a dead Phoenix. Terracotta warriors worship the almighty scrotum of ballsack jones. It smells like salmon darnes and tinned mackerel with a hint of zucchini.

Ballsack jones holds the almighty scrotum

by Screm April 13, 2015

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


james jones

A Frikkin awesome drunkard geek

Lucy: Look, theres James Jones!
Assorted Person: Awesome!

by Hoopfox August 31, 2006

26๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


matt jones

Matt Jones is a former University of Arkansas Quarterback who is now a wide reciver for the Jacksonville Jaguars. He was aquired as the 28th pick of the 2005 NFL draft. He was the most atheletic player in the 2005 draft and will be a superstar in the NFL.

me: dude, did u see Matt Jones run all over them fuckers from texas and auburn and Ole Miss and Mississippi State and Florida and everybody else.
friend: fuck u.. Eli is better

Me: u see matt jones 1 handed catch against the falcons in the preseason? what about his first touchdown against pittsburgh
friend: fuck u i like micheal vick

by MattJonesFan July 13, 2006

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