Table Simping

The act of being submissive to a person simply because they bought a table at a nightclub. Typically occurs when a dude with daddy's money isn't funny or capable of speaking to women, so he spends $5-10k on a table and invites a hot girl with 30+ bodies to stand next to him at his table. The girl wears a slutty cocktail dress and the guy wears ripped light wash jeans, Yeezy's, a gold chain on the outside of his shirt, and a black t-shirt so tight it might as well be painted on. The entire concept is adjacent to prostitution. It's an easy way for beta men to fuck a whore without 'technically' paying for it.

"Hey friends, I was thinking of having a group dinner at my place this Thursday. Maybe cook up some chicken parm and sip some wine while we watch the sunset! Are you interested?"

"No, sorry, I'm going to see insert no-name DJ tonight. Steve from the Seaport is buying $1,500 bottles of shitty Tito's at a nightclub the size of my bedroom, so I'm gonna go table simping."

Table Tug

The act where a person receives a hand job under a dinner table.

John got a table tug from Sally while at his grandparents anniversary dinner.

Power table

A power table is a group of people who unite as one. They are very humorous and usually the class favorites. Usually everyone wants to be a part of there table*

“The power table is always together.”

I table

When a person thinks hes a table (something really common)

Me:hey timmy how ya doing?
Timmy:i prefer not to be called "timmy" i table now.

Table salt

Asda table salt. SOOOOO goood on fries.

Person1: yo pass me that table salt for my chippies!!

Person2: aight bro!

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Table with no chair

a table with no chairs you fucking idiot

There is a table with no chairs.

Enable-table

A table that or cabinet that enables you to store more useless clutter.

That useless table you bought is only an enable-table for you to keep more junk around the house.