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When a woman or child defecates the same size as a man.
Lucy plugged the toilet with her huge man deuce. There was no way to plunge it through the pipes.
a term for a toilet or outhouse. A place where you take a shit
Man, those double cheeseburgers are going right through me. I gotta hit the deuce machine.
Rachel bent over and begged me to start strokin’ deuce.
I was strokin’ deuce with that filthy whore and it was evident she hadn’t dropped her daily. I had to shower off after.
a very large turd from someone from new england
Dude dropped a yankee deuce that clogged up my toilet.
A saying from Stewie in Family Guy
"What the deuce is going on here?" - Stewie Griffen
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Variant of an "upper decker" that involves eating Mediterranean food, sneaking into the victim's home, opening his "Arkham Horror" board game, shitting in the box, and replacing the game in its original place.
Hey, let's play a game of Arkha...aww, CHRIST, I've been eldritch deuced!!!
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Precisely, taking a shit while being paid at work.
Deuce meaning number 2, or in bathroom terms, going poop.
Clock means clocked in at work.
Can be used as a verb,noun, adjective, adverb
While at work today I took a deuce on the clock.
Took a deuce on the clock in the wb : means,took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom.
Taking a deuce on the clock in the wb while in ot.: means, took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom while in overtime.
Youre not going to want to go in there, just took a major deuce on the clock.
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