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1. What you get when you wring out a sweaty jock strap.
2. A sports beverage, such as Gator Ade.
At the end of the quarter, Jack drank some jock juice.
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When one tries to fart while drunk and accidently shits the strides thus resulting in a gentle "jock sway" when he or she makes an exit to the shithouse
"look at Old grunter he has a massive jock sway as he is running to the murray river to evict his un wanted guest's"
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When a man's underwear becomes wet from sexual excitement after he has view something sexually exciting (say watching porn, or 9 1/2 weeks). The female equivalent is a "Panty Wringer". For underwear in general (male or female) it would be a "Draw Dripper".
Dude, I just watched this porn called "Dyke Bar". It's a real "Jock Dripper".
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To park your vehicle in a parking stall backwards.
Wilford Brimley occasionally jock parked his Model T when he’d get his blood sugar checked at the Walgreens.
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Mouthy person of the Scottish persuasion.
She`s a right Gobby Jock! Always giving an opinion.
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An often over-intelligent weak male who constantly places himself beneath the laughing, cocky, arrogant athletic, hetero pussy-hound, Male Jock butts and reeking feet of the Big Powerful Manly Jocks that bully him.
he thanks the Jocks who bully him and realizes that these Men are always right even when they are wrong.
he reveres them, views all of their typical bully behavior of swirly, when they all laugh at him, when they give him atomic wedgies, as simply a Real Man being Manly and as such, should always be given the reigns in whatever situation the Jock Bully decides, especially if it's extremely humiliating as that's when he is most useful to them.
he does all of their schoolwork and debases and humiliates himself on command, at their order. He does this because he enjoys feeding the Ego of the Real Man, having the honor of Them laughing at him, and being in his place as we all should (he believes): be beneath Them, enjoying the view of the Kings dictating Their property however they see fit.
Jock: "Okay fag, tell me what you are while you lick my butt... Hahahahaha"
Jock's fag: *mumbling through the Jock's butt hairs* "Jock's fag, SIR!!"
Jock: "THAT'S RIGHT, YOU LOVE MY STRAIGHT JOCK BUTT IN YOUR FACE HUH??"
Jocks fag: "Yes SIR it tastes just like a Manly Real Man should taste SIR, something I will never be or ever try to be, SIR"
Jock: "HAH!! Good faggot!! I think its swirly time after you're doing cleaning that spotless down there hahahaha!!!"
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Someone who is great at sports, but refuses to fall in the category of "jock" by wearing preppy brands, such as Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, Holister, ETC.
"Elvis is an anti-jock. He's fuckin' great at almost every sport there is, but all he wants to do all day is skateboard."
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