Ohh look, a Puppy Noodle is over there wook at its widdle face!
A group of people, or a single person, that acts as though they are extremely tough, and have control over everyone, but really, are just wimps. They usually occur in groups, and use each other to make themselves seem tough. Usually, all it takes is to show that your ready to fight back to scare them off if they are troubling you.
guy 1: Dude those guys were pushing me around before, saying that they were gonna beat me up if I didn't do as they told me to
guy 2: Don't worry man, those guys are puppy mafia. They aren't gonna do shit to you if you stand up for yourself.
When you do something cool at the moment but cringe at it later
Person 1: Remember when I made that cringe tictok page in 2018 and thought I was cool
Person 2: ya that was a puppy shark move
Coined by entrepreneur guru Ken Singer, also known as Ken, the Puppy Shooter is the person who will tell you your ideas suck. This term is usually applied in an entrepreneurial scenario. *Important to note that one should shoot the puppy, not strangle.
Who is the Puppy Shooter on your team?
When someone tugs on their puppy
(touching genitalia of)
Oh look at him/her, he's/she's a Puppy Tugger!
A puppy bought by a woman to lure her man into wanting to have children. The puppy is used to train the man to bring out his paternal instincts by caring for the puppy. The man usually has no idea what he is getting into when they initially get the puppy
Sean was quiet excited about the puppy he and Michele were going to get , but little did he know that it was a "Training Puppy" , that will trick him into wanting to have children
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A real big dog, a bloke who definitely hits the gym (among other things). Can also be used to describe anything that is abnormally large in comparison to it's average height (e.g. a Barge could be called a "Big Puppy").
When that one national powerlifter in your rowing team takes his shirt off for the boys:
"Oooh he's a big puppy boys!"