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a table with no chairs you fucking idiot
There is a table with no chairs.
The act of performing a mundane, useless, or irrelevant task or action to appease to one or a few people, whose reason(s) for said task or action are just as mundane, useless, or irrelevant.
Person 1: You're invited to my party!
Person 2: Thanks, but I'm vegan. I'll only come if there's no meat-eaters there.
Person 1: Fuck that, I'm not about to touch the table for you!
A server that will do their best to get as many tables as possible. This may be by seating themselves, taking over tables, changing rotation, etc. They want all the business to themselves.
I haven't made any money, Brenda's being a table shark and making all the tips!
When you shit on someone's stomach while they are in the wheel yoga pose.
I made a steam table on Jared during hot yoga, and everyone had to clear the room.
Table skiing is the act of snorting two lines of cocaine in quick succession
Hey dawg I got 4 lines, we can both table ski and take shots.
The contact of hand and table that makes a loud clap noise. It can be used to show the new kid at school where to sit (especially if you wish for them to sit next to you).
Person 1 "The table slap is the reason I have friends"
Person 2 "I'll slap that table when I see it next"
A table that or cabinet that enables you to store more useless clutter.
That useless table you bought is only an enable-table for you to keep more junk around the house.