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these are basically tits on a guy...
Joey, tell your dad to put on a shirt for Gods sake, his fkn He-Tits are embarrassing!!!
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Also see Lemon Tits and Vinegar Tits
Shrivelled tits in need of a foot pump
Tits like an empty sock
"Fuck man, that shit is the BT."
"Bacon tits! Just got my stimmy check!"
Ridiculously large breasts on a girl with an extremely small waist. See also clown shoes or clown foot.
Check out the clown tits on that waitress!
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Popular style of women's clothing where a large piece of fabric drapes over or just below a woman's chest. The result looks very similar to something you'd find a pregnant woman wearing because of its formless draping nature, though women who wear this style usually aren't pregnant. Coined by popular satirist Maddox, and referenced in the videogame GTA IV.
"They're called tit curtains because they look like curtains draped over your tits. You might as well be wearing a burka. It's one giant formless piece of cloth draped around your waist. There's a reason pregnant women wear clothes like this, and it's because it usually looks good on them in lieu of a beekeeper outfit." -Maddox
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A pair of breasts that are the perfect combination of bulbous and pointy. On bulbous breasts, the nipples/aereolae often don't appear prominent, laying relatively concentric on the roundness of the breast. On pointy breasts, the nipples/aereolae are prominent to an extreme such that the breasts appear cone-like. Torpedo tits, however, combine these two types; being very full with nipples/aereolae that jut forward with a parabolic curvature, in an inviting fashion, akin to the rounded point of the nose of a submarine torpedo. Most people find them to be the most attractive of all tits.
Tracy Lords, Samantha Fox and Mandy Dee have all been noted as having perfect torpedo tits!
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The act of being hypnotized by seeing a nice set of tits. When someone is tit-matized he forgets about everything else that might be going on around him. This is a fairly common occurrence that happens daily with most men and lesbians.
Every time I see Dolly Partons nice big breasts I get Tit-matized, and can only imagine what all that sweater meat must taste like.
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