A tour that usually consists of very few gigs performed by a little known band living out of a van.
For example, a band starting out on a tour with little networking and money is embarking on a slum tour.
Dude that was such a slum tour, we only played 3 shows and I had to shower in a burger king bathroom.
The Tour de France is a sexual maneuver performed when a girl riding a bicycle with rear pegs, is penetrated by someone standing on said rear pegs. It is extremely difficult, and dangerous. However, thousands of people perform this maneuver every other week. (esp. in California)
Ron: Hey, did you get with Jen yet?
Bob: Hell Yeah!! We did a Tour de France in the park for like 45 minutes!
Ron: No Way!
Bob: Yeah Way!
Someone who is always loud, a old Englis insult
Since Jeff was being a tour goose Rufus punched him on the dick
When someone consumes one of each flavor in a pack of mixed Truly’s or similar seltzer in a short amount of time.
Matt went on a tour de truly even though he has to catch a six am flight.
(at concerts) someone who relies on the kindness of others to pay for their ticket, beer, or whatever you will give "Hey man can I hit that?" "Dude can you spare some floorspace"
Watch out, they may attempt to drain you- will take or ask for anything in sight...may even order PPV on your dime if left unsupervised. (you don't wanna know what happens next)
1. If you go to the port-a-john by yourself, watch out for tour skids like Zippy.
A aboriginal definition for gunditjmara and other aboriginal communities the aboriginals love it it's aboriginal slang for aboriginal communities
The anarchy tour is aboriginal