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Slum Tour

A tour that usually consists of very few gigs performed by a little known band living out of a van.

For example, a band starting out on a tour with little networking and money is embarking on a slum tour.

Dude that was such a slum tour, we only played 3 shows and I had to shower in a burger king bathroom.

by Aspic Elm Hook May 23, 2012


Tour de France

The Tour de France is a sexual maneuver performed when a girl riding a bicycle with rear pegs, is penetrated by someone standing on said rear pegs. It is extremely difficult, and dangerous. However, thousands of people perform this maneuver every other week. (esp. in California)

Ron: Hey, did you get with Jen yet?
Bob: Hell Yeah!! We did a Tour de France in the park for like 45 minutes!
Ron: No Way!
Bob: Yeah Way!

by PervertedPickle January 14, 2010


tour goose

Someone who is always loud, a old Englis insult

Since Jeff was being a tour goose Rufus punched him on the dick

by Thetourgoose January 20, 2016


Salim Toure

The king who save everyone .

Nothing because salim Toure is the one

by Limsaa_69Zz November 22, 2021


tour de truly

When someone consumes one of each flavor in a pack of mixed Truly’s or similar seltzer in a short amount of time.

Matt went on a tour de truly even though he has to catch a six am flight.

by Sgiggles February 24, 2024


tour skid

(at concerts) someone who relies on the kindness of others to pay for their ticket, beer, or whatever you will give "Hey man can I hit that?" "Dude can you spare some floorspace"

Watch out, they may attempt to drain you- will take or ask for anything in sight...may even order PPV on your dime if left unsupervised. (you don't wanna know what happens next)

1. If you go to the port-a-john by yourself, watch out for tour skids like Zippy.

by e i e i o May 27, 2007


Anarchy tour

A aboriginal definition for gunditjmara and other aboriginal communities the aboriginals love it it's aboriginal slang for aboriginal communities

The anarchy tour is aboriginal

by Gimegame December 07, 2024