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this occurs when the man who has not done the number"2" in over 389 hours gives in to poopy pains and shits in to a females pussy. there is so much poo that it must find a new place to go "further into the body" causing the gag reflex in the women then propelling the poop through her mouth into a midgets butthole.
WARNING: the women may be throwing up poo in to the midgets butthole for weeks causing possible dehydration or poo-floodification.
Maria Lopez: flood my pussy with your number "2"
Juan Garcia Coconuts: i havn't pooped in over 467 hours you should be here for a while.
Midget Miguel: My butthole can't take this much poooo! Fuck!
Fucken carroty poo with peanuts too! Fuckin Oral Poo Syndrom!!!
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when a guy puts a strap-on on his forehead and licks your cunt while he fucks your cunt with the strap-on
God, did he give great unicorn oral sex or what
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Any person named Trever , refering to that person's anus as angry or upset.
Wow Trever has such a cranky oral cavity, have you seen it?
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A classy, friendly & sensual & loving man who loves & thrives on preforming oral sex (gay blowjob and/or rimming) a lot on another male. Unlike a faggot or cocksucker, an Oral Sex Man is cherished & Respected. He is rarely 'manhandled' if ever & enjoys the intimate contact with the man he's preforming oral sex on, as it is viewed as a love-making ritual along with the bonding of both men's DNA (the sperm from the reciever to the preformer & the saliva from the preformer absorbing through the thin & usually shaved flesh of the reciever). Each session is usually at least an hour long but could last for much longer, espically if mutiplt orgasms are requested.
The reciever's body is also fully open to any mouth contact from the Oral Sex Man, including but not limited to: the balls, the pelvis, the perineum, the ass, the abbs, the chest, the nipples, neck & even the other lips (kissing) of the reciever. However, the Oral Sex Man never wants reciprocation, yet also feels a deep power within from the overwhelming Joy, Contact, Stimulation, and Intense Pleasure he can cast upon the male he is preforming Oral Sex on, along with such feelings of intense vunerability of the reciever along with intense desire for more Oral contact/love-making.
He sometimes will also dress in a suit & tie or as a priest while preforming the intimate act.
Tim: "Where the fuck is Joe? Has he been in his room the whole time?"
Dan: "Didn't see the man in the suit & tie follow him in? I think he's finally found his Oral Sex Man. All I been hearing was slurping and smooching noises from his room. They been going at it for 3 hours."
Tim: "Oh damn... that takes indurance."
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When an old married couple pass each other in the hallway of their house they both say fuck you to each other. That's old oral sex
SAm passed Silvia in the hallway and said fuck you silvia. Silvia replies with fuck you too, thus completing the act of old oral sex
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a 'polite' insult from the 'class' of 'polite', verbose insults
won't you apply an oral vacuum to my rectum?
let me cordially invite you to apply an oral vacuum to my crank
couldn't you kindly administer an oral vacuum to my jonk?
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