When you fuck a girl against a trash can and show her the 48 continental states
I met this chick last night in a back alley and gave her the ok slimy oscar
Some mong in physics. who can barely speak/read English.
Although very sexy has had no success with those of a female persuasion
Tom: that oscar simpson is so sexy but is so stupid
Kelly: no only boys like him
Teacher: eh eh
When a harry green arm emerges from a stinky hot trash can for a greasy hand job.
Hey Matt, I'm going to go get a Hot Oscar from that steamy park trash can.
The cutest boy in the whole world and he’s also the best boyfriend in the world. He’s the best thing that could ever happen to you , if you know him you should be lucky to have have him in your life. He’s so caring, funny, sweet, kind, thoughtful, genuine, goofy, Athletic and so handsome.
Oscar Alvarez is such an amazing person
The best person ever 💕
The person I’m dating 💕
Luckiest person ever!
Hey who’s the guy that makes you happy? Oscar hunt obviously!
A small little finger like dick
A small slender penis resembling a hotdog
If you have a small cock a girl may say you have an oscar mayer weiner
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