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The act of shoving your balls into someone's anus
We didn't have any anal beads handy, so I put my balls into her anus and gave her an Anal Oyster
An aggressive vagina
I’ve heard that chick likes to put out. She has an aggressive vagina. A tenacity oyster, if you will .
Austin is extremely gay and breathes gayness. Austins are usually creepy, are obsessive, and follow people around. They have brown hair, wear glasses, and sometimes have a mohawk. IDK really know.
"Didja see Austin the oyster earlier?"
"Heh Austin the oyster is TOTALLY Gay"
The act of a guy jerking off into his bellybutton, sprinkling in oregano, then scooping the mixture into a shot glass to drink it once it becomes room temperature
"Last night I was hungry AND horny, so I made some oyster soup."
(Noun) Oysters that are almost sure to get someone sick. Given that Nebraska is far from the ocean it’s difficult to get fresh oysters making bacteria common.
Seth couldn’t make it tonight because he wasn’t feeling well. I think it was those Nebraska Oysters he ate yesterday.