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The act of using one closed fist to pound or smack the other palm. The smacking occurs in a fast, frequent, and hard motion, in such a way that a redness forms on the receiving palm. When the smacking is finish a painful but fulfilling feeling should occur throughout the body.
Subject 1: "What are you smacking your palms?"
Subject 2: "So they get red"
Subject 1: "Why would you want them to get red?"
Subject 2: "Cause it hurts!"
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meaning to pass off a less than perfect item, either physical or metaphorical, as though it were good.
Example 1: I asked a friend to loan me a lighter but he palmed me a dead one. (Meaning the lighter didn’t work)
Its origin are uncertain but date back to at least the Childers Muster (Rodeo) of 1997 where it is attributed to Truckin' Trev.
The phrase has been bastardized to be used in circumstances with similar meanings to the original.
Example 2: My housemate said her friend would show me a good time but it turned out she was trying to palm me a dead one. (In this case it means the opposite of a “live one”, that is, the friend was boring or dull or frigid)
Example 3: The salesman said the DVD would play on all players but he had palmed me a dead one. (meaning that the DVD wouldn’t play or was blank)
Example 4: I asked my roommate to get me some milk for my coffee but she palmed me a dead one. (Meaning the carton/bottle was empty or out of date)
The phrase is not to be mistaken for any similar phrases use in the United States relating to slipping someone a bribe. That is palming someone a “dead president”, referring to the faces of dead presidents on the notes.
Whether it be bulbs, pipes, lighters, DVDs, food etc friends don’t palm friends dead ones. Ever!
n. a reference to the hand when used for male masturbation.
joey couldn't find a date for Saturday night, so he was left with the five sisters on Palm Street.
much like a long island ice tea, except for use of natives of palm island, just off of far North Queensland, Australia.
the drink consists of a mixture of ingredients usually drank by indiginous Australians. ingredients: metho (metholated spirits), VB (victoria bitter), goon(wine) and Bundaberg Rum.
Tony: hey that guy looks so smashed
Bill: yeah that's gordon flabawabjabnunganoonga, he's probably been drinking a palm island ice tea
"my dude wanna do some purple palm tree delight"
"hell yeah"
Points earned when touching the private parts of a prozzie (prostitue) or other lady (or ladyboy) of the night - in a public place, such as a bar. Open palm refers to the use of the 'open palm' to avoid physical penetration with the fingers, therefore avoiding danger of desease, or embarrassment from your colleagues.
Points can usually be exchanged for minor goods and services.
Can also apply to open palm contact with plungers
"It was open palm!"
- you just earned 20 open palm points
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Purple palm tree delight makes argyle even more of a hottie.
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