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Sexual Act of 2 Gay Men called Duke and Moulage.
Guy 1: Yeah duke payed back moulage for his M50 Gasmask in a special way?
Guy 2: Oh i remember that was crazy!
How Duke pays back Moulage!
1. Statement of independance; can take care of own salon needs, etc.
2. Can be associated with "You don't know me" - assuming false pretense to understanding the situation and/or person; can be followed by a booteh bump and a finger snap
Jamal pulls out his food stamps to pay for Shaqueque's baby food.
Shaqueque: "You don't pay for my weave! You don't know me!"
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Why? Simply because this is a euphemism for asking for a freebie, a handout or a loan that you never intend to pay. First made famous by the bloated nitwit 'Wimpy', a waddling loser with an eating disorder in Popeye comics, it is a metaphor for the financial irresponsibility that is epidemic in American society today.
You have undoubtedly seen these 'Check Cashing' businesses that have a habit of springing up in the declining parts of town. Well, what these leeches do is give the gullible and irresponsible dregs of our society ADVANCES on their next paycheck, at exorbitant interest rates, skirting the usury laws. Once they get their claws into you, you are doomed. Idiots do this sort of thing in order to support their lotto or cigarette habit.
"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburer today", simply put is spending money before you have it. -or- simply mooching.
The United States Federal Government churns out millions of dollars of military, welfare and other 'hamburgers' that it does not intend to pay for until next Tuesday. In other words, by your grandchildren.
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something someone says when they work and need to get paid for their services, such as a mechanic, building contractor, police officer, etc...
Mechanic: I can check your car out...
Driver: Ok
Mechanic: I need you to pay me for my time though...
Driver: How much???
Mechanic: $45 per hour...
Driver: Ok...
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A catchphrase coined by Whimpy in the old Popeye cartoons and comics. It was actually "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"
Basically, someone who uses this or a similar phrase is trying to get something on credit, and may or may not follow through in paying you back.
"Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today?"
"Because food debt doesn't have interest."
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Teachers Pay Teachers is a website your fat ass teacher goes to when he/she are too busy (LAZY) to develop their own work or assignments to fail students on purpose.
Teacher No. 01: I am so busy right now that I don't have time to create unit worksheets for mine students.
Teacher No. 02: I feel you... You know that is why I go to a website called "Teachers Pay Teachers". It is the best thing ever created for teachers like you and me.
Teachers Pay Teachers (Tpt) an online store that helps teachers fail their students by not providing an answer key for assignments.
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Something all asian taxi drivers in the UK say when you get in the cab. Must be said with indian/pakistani accent for full effect, and can be very amusing if used correctly. see also:
can i help you my friend?
where u wanting to go?
my brother do it cheap for you!
when serving on the bar or in a shop, try asking 'how much you normally pay?' when a customer asks u how much something is, then laugh at their response
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