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From the Journal Of The Royal Society Of Medicine. To insert a foreign object into ones Urethra for sexual pleasure especially during masturbation. Damn Doctors U got scary black humour.
A 62-year-old man was referred to us from a nursing home by staff concerned that he had apparently passed a small household (AAA size) battery per urethra. The patient was in pain with difficulty in passing urine. Relevant in his past medical history was that one year previously we had endoscopically removed a pen lid from his bulbar urethra.
An X-ray of his pelvis revealed what appeared to be two dense foreign bodies in his urethra. Urethroscopy revealed two AAA size household batteries lodged in his bulbar urethra. On further questioning at discharge, the patient admitted to inserting three AAA sized batteries into his urethra for sexual gratification during masturbation four weeks earlier. The Doctors decided to call it putting lead in your pencil, the age old euphemism for sexual vigour and erections.
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The sad, but oh so real, phenomena in which your penis is so small the only enjoyment you will ever receive from it will be from screwing bugs.
Girl 1: Do you think I should date Aaron?
Girl 2: Don't bother; he is a pencil dick bug fucker.
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1) A phrase a High School teacher used to get the longest suspension on record
Student: can you lend a nigga a pencil?
Teacher: nigga, nigga this, nigga, nigga please....
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To stab one in the neck with a n02pencil. Namely a prisoner.
We need to break a pencil off in him. Pedos mainly.
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Something you would say to someone who is being rude or is in a shitty mood.
similar to who shit in your cereal.
Pat: Hi bill
Bill: Fuck off
Pat: Who pissed in your pencil case!
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something to say when you go to a private seventh day adventist school and you can't say "oh my god"
allie couldn't believe it so she said "oh my freakin coloured pencils!" (cause she saw some lying on the desk)...(true story, by the way...)
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She's bad! That girl is thick as a first grade pencil
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